Nutmuffin

the total complete opposite of a stud-muffin

Chads such a nutmuffin

by Connor November 4, 2003

nigmuffin

a particularly good muffin. or an affectionate term for a blackperson

1. i just had the best nigmuffin.

2. hey, nigmuffin.

by propstoike December 23, 2008

banana nut muffin

A type of pastry that immature people find humorous because:

A: "banana" is slang for penis
B: "nut" is slang for testicle
C: "muffin" is slang for vagina

Normal Person: "Hey, would you like a piece of my banana nut muffin?"

Absolute Douche: *laughing hysterically

by Yeah, that guy November 30, 2010

nubmuffin

kinda like a nubcake but much smaller

josh: hey matt, whats the password?
matt: same as usual, nubmuffin

by Matt November 23, 2004

Nugmuffin

An insult so horrendously obscene that it is a Class A felony in all fifty states and the District of Columbia to utter, write, or even provide the definition of the word.

Alyse: That friend of yours is such a nugmuffin.
Cate: HOLY SHITBISCUITS YOU MONSTER!

by Fakename Bill August 1, 2014

banana nut muffin

A muffin that loves bananas and nuts!

JEFF: Sarah, I'm gonna stuff your banana nut muffin!

SARAH: Yes!!!

by Sara Lee January 8, 2007

Banana Nut Muffin

The act of stuffing her partners scrotum into her vagina while he is fucking her ass.

Hey honey, interested in a banana nut muffin tonight?

Only if you shaved your balls. Last time the stubble killed my snizz

by Manic Hispanic January 26, 2009