Nugmuffin

An insult so horrendously obscene that it is a Class A felony in all fifty states and the District of Columbia to utter, write, or even provide the definition of the word.

Alyse: That friend of yours is such a nugmuffin.
Cate: HOLY SHITBISCUITS YOU MONSTER!

Nugmuffin by Fakename Bill August 1, 2014

nigmuffin 

a particularly good muffin. or an affectionate term for a blackperson

1. i just had the best nigmuffin.

2. hey, nigmuffin.

nigmuffin by propstoike December 23, 2008

nubmuffin 

kinda like a nubcake but much smaller

josh: hey matt, whats the password?
matt: same as usual, nubmuffin

nubmuffin by Matt November 23, 2004

nagamuffin 

Somone who is a nag, bitches all the time, pesters you about stupid crap.

nag, nagamuffins, my little nagamuffin, nagamufin
pronounced: NAG-A-MUFF-IN
When are you going to get a job?
Why can't you just pick that up?
Are you going to finish that ... insert something here ...

nagamuffin by apteric June 19, 2008

ugmuffin 

a female or group of females that think they are cute, but are extremely busted

S: look at those ugmuffins over there thinkin that they are cute

ugmuffin by Ash May 13, 2005

Nuggamuffin 

A large turd nugget that when halfway out is squeezed or pinched slightly harder than the first half which creates the muffin top and pan shaped bottom.

Bile : Dude I just pinched off a huge nuggamuffin
Paul : What? Muffins? What flavor strawberry?
Bile : No a corn and bread/spaghetti nuggamuffin dude...

Nuggamuffin by Pile Baul Bohen November 7, 2010

fugmuffin 

An insult aimed at a friend, not really to offend, implying they have become one partial to pastries and other baked delicacies. Up their arse.

also, if you're feeling festive and original
-anal baker lord
-rectal muffin ingestor
-pastry-face

"Ben... will you bake me some pastries?"
"No I cannot do that... Keep rowing"
"Ben, You're a fugmuffin"
"Silence in the boat!"
-(chortle chortle)-

fugmuffin by The Eloquent and Esteemed Eric and Nick (and Charlie) January 11, 2008