Nut muffin

An anal creampie

—That was a good creampie.
—It wasnt a creampie, it was a nut muffin.

by BBCece July 9, 2022

nut muffin

a word literally meaning to be a complete fucktard and is a lesser form of a turd nut

j00 f00, j00 4r3 4 nut muffin!

by +3h l33t |<r|_|3 May 21, 2003

nut muffin

When you send a muffin to your crush full of a mans special juice but then the crush eats it and it turns out it was your dad. So you go to complain to your hamster about your wife who is secretly you mom and your whole life is lie.

Man I could REALLY go for a nut muffin right now. MMMMMMMMMMM

by Yaboibigboidaddycev November 14, 2018

banana nut muffin

A type of pastry that immature people find humorous because:

A: "banana" is slang for penis
B: "nut" is slang for testicle
C: "muffin" is slang for vagina

Normal Person: "Hey, would you like a piece of my banana nut muffin?"

Absolute Douche: *laughing hysterically

by Yeah, that guy November 28, 2010

banana nut muffin

A muffin that loves bananas and nuts!

JEFF: Sarah, I'm gonna stuff your banana nut muffin!

SARAH: Yes!!!

by Sara Lee January 7, 2007

Banana Nut Muffin

The act of stuffing her partners scrotum into her vagina while he is fucking her ass.

Hey honey, interested in a banana nut muffin tonight?

Only if you shaved your balls. Last time the stubble killed my snizz

by Manic Hispanic January 27, 2009

banana nut muffin

a blend of genders, so to say chicks with dicks...banana nut(hinting at...well that's obvious) + muffin(hinting towards having a "muff" aka vagina)

I woke up after a night of heavy drinking and asked the mistake next to me for some breakfast and she showed me her banana nut muffin.

by Elliot the Dragon December 4, 2008