1. (n) A person lacking experience and/or common sense (see also nub, newbie, noob, n00b, nublet);
2. (n) A delicious confectionary treat offered to someone who displays the characteristics defined above, specifically for those players of Counter Strike Source and Day of Defeat Source. (as seen on www.cleverdragon.com)
1. -- Shut up you nubcake!
-- You are such a nubcake, go get some skillz!
2. -- Give that kid some nubcakes so he doesn't feel so bad.
-- That kid just served you some nubcakes!
by {CD}Gonzo July 20, 2006
1) someone says something stupid -> mmk nubcake
2) someone freaks out about nothing -> hahhahahah nubcake it'll be ok
3) someone calls you a cheater -> ktp nubcake
by voss May 01, 2003
Noun- Someone that sucks at an online game. Used as an insult that typically irritates the person at whom it is being directed. Derived from the word nub, which is a variation of the word noob. Usually, the word nubcake is exchanged among experienced players in a joking manor, since most real noobs would not understand its meaning.
"sweet micro nubcake..."
"lol noob, would you like some nubsauce with ur nubcakes?"
"wow...gg, ally is a complete nubcake"
"aight man, ttyl" "peace nubcake"
by Chris Mickle November 30, 2006
a variation of the word "noob" plus all the deliciousness of cake all made up into one word. Makes for epic funny insult.
Player1: man, this game owns! *gets shot in the head.*
Player2: *looks @ dead body + laughs.* what a nubcake!
Player1: ha ha-Shuddap...
by Jet Almighty October 29, 2008
A better variation of "noob" and "nub", as first used in DigitalPh33r's Arby n' the Chief, said by Master Chief to the Arbiter.
by hhcash June 15, 2008
by agra_unknown August 28, 2008
You're a nub and you look like a cake with all that fat. Therefore, you're a nubcake.
Nicole is a nubcake because she is unable to fit through the door and tie her shoelaces.
by Turd much? March 06, 2009