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nubcake

1. (n) A person lacking experience and/or common sense (see also nub, newbie, noob, n00b, nublet);

2. (n) A delicious confectionary treat offered to someone who displays the characteristics defined above, specifically for those players of Counter Strike Source and Day of Defeat Source. (as seen on www.cleverdragon.com)
1. -- Shut up you nubcake!
-- You are such a nubcake, go get some skillz!

2. -- Give that kid some nubcakes so he doesn't feel so bad.
-- That kid just served you some nubcakes!
by {CD}Gonzo September 6, 2008
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1) noun - The state of being a nub.
2) verb - In an act of nubness.
1) someone says something stupid -> mmk nubcake
2) someone freaks out about nothing -> hahhahahah nubcake it'll be ok
3) someone calls you a cheater -> ktp nubcake
by voss May 1, 2003
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Noun- Someone that sucks at an online game. Used as an insult that typically irritates the person at whom it is being directed. Derived from the word nub, which is a variation of the word noob. Usually, the word nubcake is exchanged among experienced players in a joking manor, since most real noobs would not understand its meaning.
"sweet micro nubcake..."

"lol noob, would you like some nubsauce with ur nubcakes?"

"wow...gg, ally is a complete nubcake"

"aight man, ttyl" "peace nubcake"
by Chris Mickle November 29, 2006
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a variation of the word "noob" plus all the deliciousness of cake all made up into one word. Makes for epic funny insult.
Player1: man, this game owns! *gets shot in the head.*

Player2: *looks @ dead body + laughs.* what a nubcake!

Player1: ha ha-Shuddap...
by Jet Almighty March 7, 2009
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A better variation of "noob" and "nub", as first used in DigitalPh33r's Arby n' the Chief, said by Master Chief to the Arbiter.
Hey nubcake, I just totally pwned you.
by hhcash June 15, 2008
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one who sucks horribly at all and every thing ever invented... worse than a noob
you suck you fucking nubcake, you cant do anything for shit!
by agra_unknown October 18, 2008
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A person who fails constantly at doing things and is obese.
You're a nub and you look like a cake with all that fat. Therefore, you're a nubcake.

Nicole is a nubcake because she is unable to fit through the door and tie her shoelaces.
by Turd much? March 6, 2009
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