neije

A sexy lady who is outgoing, fun, and hilarious. She isn't afraid of much, especially when it comes to truth or dare ;)

Damn, Neije looks so good.

neije by S221 September 25, 2013

NewJersification 

To take an immaculately beautiful woman and, through blind applications of high-contrast streaks, razor-straight bangs, sharp 45-degree layered angles - acrylic 'fingernails' which soon cover only half the actual nail and look like what exactly? - pounds of makeup, all of which have zero to do with the real woman, her proportions, natural coloration or her perfect, essential beauty, and have everything to do with a state-wide communal aesthetic, n' toin huh intuh a nudduh cookie cuttuh Joisy Goil.

Underneath it all was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen or would ever see. Beautiful beyond words. All that had to be done was to simply reverse the NewJersification to which she had , stunningly, submitted .

NewJersification by Monkey's Dad April 1, 2023

Flocon De Neige 

This act requires props! You will need: brogue loafers, a rubber band, a pair of scissors, a fine mesh sieve, and a shot glass of extra virgin olive oil.

This act also requires a specific position: the male will straddle the female’s tits facing her face (dick pointing towards face). The males knees need to be seated in the females armpits.

Act itself: Two people strip naked. One person: male or female, does not matter, will be wearing brogue loafers - to keep it classy. A rubber band is then applied to the man at the hilt of the pecker - in front of the balls - in order to pinch off the urethra. The female, with a pair of scissors in her off hand and a shot glass of extra virgin olive oil in her strong hand, will then coat the shaft with the extra virgin olive oil and continue stroking up until the point of climax. During climax - THIS IS IMPORTANT - she swaps the scissors to her strong hand and with her weak hand places a fine mesh sieve infront of the head. She then uses the scissors to trim the rubber band to release the release at an accelerated speed which then atomizes the jizz so that it appears to snow down on her face neck and chest like a flurry of snowflakes.

ALL CREDIT FOR THIS NEEDS TO GO TO JAS FROM THE FREEDOM FRIENDS PODCAST WHO COULDNT GET THIS UPLOADED WHEN HE TRIED

You won’t believe the amount of props it took to do the Flocon De Neige with my girl last night

Flocon De Neige by mj9864 December 14, 2021

NewJeans 

Best girl group of 5 members.(MInji,Hanni,Danielle,Haerin,Hyein) JUST listen to Attention, Hype Boys, Cookie, and Hurt(this baby is underratedTT) so that you will know why they are the main topics of all time,. once you fall in love with NewJeans, You cant help but will be ttoki at once and 4ever.

Hey, bestie Do you know NewJeans?
OH?! you mean that masterpiece debuted in 2022? ;3

NewJeans by stillcantfindbiasinNWJNSso_ot5 August 25, 2022

Nijel 

Nijel is smart , helpful ,fine
A good friend he will never do u wrong if u wont dont do him wrong but he also has a bad temper he dont like to be yelled at and touch by people he dont no also can be the nicest person if u dont do him wrong.

What is nijel:nijel is something u called a good friend a caring friend and a loyal friend.

Nijel by Mike win October 17, 2019

Neojelly 

A combination of the words neon and jelly, used to describe a person or group of people. Neo is used to describe a person as bright and cheery. It is also used to describe how that person looks, because they dress in bright, neon clothing. Jelly is used to describe that person as having no worries of the world around them, and of being care free. Also jelly is being used to describe how said person would have the feeling of floating in/on the clouds.

Frank: "Dude, Bob is always really happy and joyful."

Steve: "I know, he's always wondering around to where ever he wants, not caring about those around him, like he's in his own personal bubble."

Frank: "Yeah, I wish I could be a Neojelly like Bob."

Neojelly by CPT AWES0ME12 January 10, 2014

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NEIGEINEGNNEINGENI@N!@UOasdfya6sdf7hasndf by DICKWARIO July 19, 2021