Neise

Neise is an irritating but humorous person. She is a genius but also a great companion for anyone who's name stars with A.

"Neise, she is so weird"

Neise by jfhjdfkbjerewt November 4, 2019

Neise

Round figure, Someone who don't belief in magic trick. Easily gets high and occupy the washrooms. Usually a loner and slaps a lot while laughing

Jhonny was neise yesterday

Neise by Youthy January 2, 2022

Neise

Round figure, someone who always gets drunk and slaps everyone while laughing

Usually occupies the washrooms

Jonny was neise yesterday

Neise by Youthy January 2, 2022

Taking A Nesselrodt 

The act of deficating while on the clock at work. The extreme Nesselrodter will think nothing of entering the building in the morning, clocking in, and immediately hitting the bathroom. The longer you take the better as no Nesselrodt should last less than 30 minutes. A skilled Nesselrodter can expect to earn about 15% - 20% of his yearly pay while seated comfortably on the throne.

Man that food I ate for lunch didn't agree with me...I'll be taking a Nesselrodt if you need me.

I made $10,000 last year just Taking A Nesselrodt.

Taking A Nesselrodt by wittle buddy squarepants January 12, 2010

Neisha 

An amazing person. A girl to make you smile at any time. Intense lover with a fiery attitude. A girl you can look at for hours. A girl that will give you their full attention and wants to snuggle 24/7. Someone that will make your heart stop.

Likes mini skirts

Wow that girl is such a neisha !

Neisha by Smitchie March 3, 2019

Flocon De Neige 

This act requires props! You will need: brogue loafers, a rubber band, a pair of scissors, a fine mesh sieve, and a shot glass of extra virgin olive oil.

This act also requires a specific position: the male will straddle the female’s tits facing her face (dick pointing towards face). The males knees need to be seated in the females armpits.

Act itself: Two people strip naked. One person: male or female, does not matter, will be wearing brogue loafers - to keep it classy. A rubber band is then applied to the man at the hilt of the pecker - in front of the balls - in order to pinch off the urethra. The female, with a pair of scissors in her off hand and a shot glass of extra virgin olive oil in her strong hand, will then coat the shaft with the extra virgin olive oil and continue stroking up until the point of climax. During climax - THIS IS IMPORTANT - she swaps the scissors to her strong hand and with her weak hand places a fine mesh sieve infront of the head. She then uses the scissors to trim the rubber band to release the release at an accelerated speed which then atomizes the jizz so that it appears to snow down on her face neck and chest like a flurry of snowflakes.

ALL CREDIT FOR THIS NEEDS TO GO TO JAS FROM THE FREEDOM FRIENDS PODCAST WHO COULDNT GET THIS UPLOADED WHEN HE TRIED

You won’t believe the amount of props it took to do the Flocon De Neige with my girl last night

Flocon De Neige by mj9864 December 14, 2021

lie-neilsen 

It's when two men engage in anal sex, then the dominate male takes his penis and rubs it on the submissive male's upper lip and chin leaving a goatee.

My boss, John, loves to give the "lie-neilsen" to everyone he takes home from the annual Urban Gay Male Republicans convention in Miami.

lie-neilsen by Assurance March 11, 2014