nearection

When the penis is not yet a boner but not limp. Gotten when making out with a girl (or guy) but not getting any farther.

After i finished making out with that girl i had to make sure no one would notice the nearection in my pants.

by mur216 March 6, 2004

Neoreactionary

A new reactionary; typically one coming to reactionary ideas and conclusions by way of post-libertarian and/or post-anarchist paths; like traditional reactionaries one who is profoundly anti-progressive and suspicious of all egalitarian ideologies, but often more focused on free market capitalism as a solution to, or escape from, social ills than his ethnic or religious identitarian forebears; often, but not exclusively, one influenced by the writings of several well-known reactionary bloggers in the 2007-present timeframe.

As a natural conservative Bill sympathized with part of the agenda of the Center Right party, but as a neoreactionary he knew that it was merely an ineffectual brake on the progress of the left. He advocated for a new yet very ancient politics in which traditional give and take politics no longer was a factor.

by Nick_Steves May 10, 2014

Earection

When you hear music that is so good it's like sex. If you continue to listen it may lead to an orgasm

"Dude, that band last night was sick!"
"Hell yea! That shit gave me an earection!"

by AKiller December 28, 2009

searection

When you are on a boat and the motion of the ocean gives you an erection.

Captain Mike thought I got a boner when he took his shirt off, but really I just had a searection.

by Clewis March 19, 2014

fearection

Sexual arousal combined with a feeling of intimidation and uncertainty, generally provoked by powerful/forceful women who are physically attractive. "Business sexual" clothing contributes to the condition. Referenced in the TV program, "Workaholics", on Comedy Central.

Adam was being reprimanded by his boss when he experienced a fearection. Her power was both erotic and dangerous. Her threats of violence decreased, but did not stop, his desire to make sweet love to her. His friends Anders and Blake confirmed that this is a fearection.

by Rusanova June 19, 2011

nerdrection

When a nerd becomes extremely excited by something nerdy

Orgin: Colbert Report 2006

Tom had a nerdrection when he found out the release date for Spore.

by Claw December 7, 2006

earection

Someone with ears that protrude out sideways

Also, see wingnut.

"Robbie is on an earection!"

by WingNut September 5, 2003