WingNut's definitions

Chopsocky

Actually chopsocky is a darts term deriving from the phrase "chops oche"
meaning to stand with one's foot over the official throwing line in order to get closer to the board

He'd be a champion player but he keeps getting disqualified cos he chopsocky

by Wingnut October 23, 2003

Cop a spray

To get angrily yelled at, and in the process, copping a spray of saliva.

My boss caught me f*cking around at work... man, did I cop a spray!

by WingNut July 9, 2004

gorilla biscuits

Derogatory phrase to describe a sinfully fugly person.

"He's so ugly, his face could be used to make gorilla biscuits"

by WingNut November 9, 2006

donut dunker

Someone who dunks the proverbial donut into the company coffee; i.e., someone who sleeps around with colleagues from work.

"Check out Alan, he's hitting on the new chick already"
"What a donut dunker!"

by WingNut December 15, 2007

ewps

Internet chat form of "oops." Used for "foot-in-mouth" situations.

Carl: why doesn't your dad ever pick you up from school?
Bob: my dad's in the big house
Carl: ewps

by wingnut November 14, 2004

earection

Someone with ears that protrude out sideways

Also, see wingnut.

"Robbie is on an earection!"

by WingNut September 5, 2003

wallnuts

Small, dried balls of turd that hang off the butthole hairs.

"Whoa, I need a shower... I've gotta wash off some crusty wallnuts"

by WingNut November 6, 2008