neglection
neglection by Thronesandcrows April 17, 2016
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fitness neglection program
Woman: "Hey Sally, wanna come with me to the gym?
Sally: "No thanks. I'm in the fitness neglection program."
Sally: "No thanks. I'm in the fitness neglection program."
fitness neglection program by cocoababy November 15, 2014
Niki Neglection
Niki Neglection by SarahTina January 12, 2008
neglectolator
Any baby-containing device marketed to the masses with the purpose of containing a human infant, usually in developmentally unnatural positions, for the convenience of adults. The amount of time spent in neglectolators restricts the human infant's ability to develop his or her motor skills, and interferes with the ability to develop concentration and the will. Examples of neglectolators include walkers, "exersaucers", jumpers, cribs, strollers, and high chairs. Also, a car seat is considered a neglectolator when it is used in any place besides an automobile.
New Mom #1: "Oh my god, that is the nicest $3000 crib ever! You are soooo lucky to have such generous in-laws!"
New Mom #2: "I know! I love it! I let Gwenivere spend almost every waking moment in her crib, except when I feed her!"
Dr. Mac, walking by: "Total neglectolator. See you in 5 years for her first Adderall script yo."
New Mom #2: "I know! I love it! I let Gwenivere spend almost every waking moment in her crib, except when I feed her!"
Dr. Mac, walking by: "Total neglectolator. See you in 5 years for her first Adderall script yo."
neglectolator by Drs. Heather and McNamara July 2, 2011
neglexting
when someone fails to respond to a text message or series of text messages in an ample amount of time.
neglexting by Jimmy Tadeski January 14, 2008
cock neglector
Boyfriend - I've just spead all morning going down on u, can u go down on me now?
girlfriend - no!
boyfriend - your such a cock neglector
girlfriend - no!
boyfriend - your such a cock neglector
cock neglector by josh 206543 February 19, 2009
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