neckrection 

distended neck and chest area usually accompanied by reddish flushing of the upper chest, neck and face of the individual experiencing the neckrection.

Usually neckrection accompanies or occurs subsequent to sudden bursts of rage, and oral ejaculation of saliva during the neckrection and use of profanity by the individual presenting with the symptoms described herein to characterize and define the term in question.

Neckrection was first observed in an adult human male who owned a small business, endlessly micromanaged and flew into a rage at the slightest hint of challenge from a female employee. This "Boss" was not seen exhibiting the neckrection when challenged by male counterparts, but instead experienced the condition often referred to as "whipped" or "wimped out".

When Christine refused to help him put the dead dog in the dumpster, Dr. Shimmelhoffer began screaming at her, thrusting forward his neckrection in an act of control.

neckrection by Marcel Marceau April 23, 2011

nerdrection 

When a nerd becomes extremely excited by something nerdy

Orgin: Colbert Report 2006

Tom had a nerdrection when he found out the release date for Spore.

nerdrection by Claw December 7, 2006

nearection

When the penis is not yet a boner but not limp. Gotten when making out with a girl (or guy) but not getting any farther.

After i finished making out with that girl i had to make sure no one would notice the nearection in my pants.

nearection by mur216 March 6, 2004

nerdrection 

A literal sexual arousal induced by esoteric hobbies not appreciated by a reality loving populus.

Yo krazy karl gets a nerdrection whenever he watches starwars.

nerdrection by Phenomally December 8, 2006

necksecution 

Every once in a while a neck comes along which is worthy of a necksecution whereupon it is categorized. The aesthetics of the neck are of paramount concern and there exist many components of the neck that are evaluated: thickness of neck, jugular region, adams apple region, the nape of the neck, the neckular aroma, and the accessories of the neck. Upon evaluating these components a neck will be qualified as a good neck or a bad neck.

The neck that is deemed a ten or above on a scale of one to ten by the necksecution committee is deemed a good neck.

The necksecuction commitee is identified with a secret hand shake addressing as to when necksecution will occur.

So go forth and neck young child.

Operation necksecution is totally going down tonight. Gonna get some great neck.

What's good with ya neck girl?

necksecution by Guerbear November 7, 2010

nerection

The physiologial change to a woman's nipples whenever they're cold and/or arroused.

Most visible on women with tight upper torso garments while not wearing a bra.

Man, did you see her nerection?!

Famous nerection celebrity: Victoria Beckham.

nerection by Mad Men OA June 17, 2008

Nephrection 

When one becomes aroused talking about kidneys, kidney function, electrolytes, or looking at urine.

Omg, Lewis had a huge nephrection today in conference with that guy with hyperkalemia.

Nephrection by Gingerbred Dan May 29, 2019