Earection

When you hear music that is so good it's like sex. If you continue to listen it may lead to an orgasm

"Dude, that band last night was sick!"
"Hell yea! That shit gave me an earection!"

by AKiller December 28, 2009

earection

Someone with ears that protrude out sideways

Also, see wingnut.

"Robbie is on an earection!"

by WingNut September 5, 2003

Earection

When you hear something that makes you extremely happy.
ie good music

"wow that song is so awesome I think I just experienced an Earection!"

by LILDGAL March 30, 2009

Earection

When a dog gets his ears erect from another dog, person, or object. And wants to smash it

* bad bitch walks by
Dat nigga: damn if I was a dog I would have a total earection right now seeing that ass walk past
Bitch nigga: yea me to

by Dat reet nigga slah February 3, 2014

Earection

When a dogs ears go up, or out of they're floppy eard, due to excitement.

"Awe you're petting her so good she has an earection now. Look at her stupid ear."

by BertNAshty June 12, 2024

Erection assassin

A female with a terrible disposition.

Frank is proud that he no longer has to take viagra. But I think that the credit should go to his new girlfriend. She has an incredibly pleasant disposition and she's not an erection assassin!

by Chad Apollo January 28, 2018

This erection is about the people.

The Freudian slip that defines the election campaign of Herschel Walker proving head trauma is the ultimate truth serum.

“This election is about more than Herschel Walker. This erection is about the people.” — a direct quote from the candidate HIMSELF!!!!!!!!!!!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 23, 2022