nassan

Someone who is sleep

Mohammed Nassan is really Nassan

by moemoe1995 October 4, 2011

Nissan Altima

A mid-size family car that, for whatever reason, only black people drive on the east coast. It's an anomaly. Malcolm Gladwell would have a field day with it.

There's a white person driving that Nissan Altima! Oh never mind, it's a black person.

by NissanAltimas March 8, 2011

nasean

the boy who always keeps a smile on everybody's face at whatever coast has a Big Heart and will make you laugh over and over

Hey Look its NaSean

by TherealUrbanKing December 20, 2016

nassarcasm

1. A sarcastic story or anecdote usually relating to a typically boring or difficult subject.

2. An insult presented in a joking manner, usually reflective of a student's grade.

Ex 1)

Student: "My teacher told me that I failed the test!"

Other Student: "Dude, I think that was nassarcasm."

Ex 2)

Teacher: "I've always been known as the guy with the substring method. It's great for parties."

by laeusius February 26, 2011

Nissan Altima

The Nissan Altima is a mid-size car that has been manufactured by Nissan since 1992. It is a continuation of the Nissan Bluebird line, which began in 1955.

1st gen 1993–1997
2nd 1997 – July 2001
3rd 2001 – 2006
4th gen2007–2012 (sedan)

2008–2013 (coupe)

5th gen 2012 – 2018
2013–2020 (outside North America and China)

6th gen August 2018 to present.

Now for the real definition,

Nissan Altima , a car owned and driven
By a lot of 304's & baby momma's.

You can't knock their vehicle though
Atleast they ain't walking or taking

The Bus but 9 times outta 10 if a female

Owns one of these she's likely a 304 or

Baby momma.

Nissan Altima , the prefered choice of car

By 304's and baby momma's alike .

by Blu_leef January 19, 2023

NASDANQ

The marketplace for people to buy and sell meme stocks.

normie1: Is the meme economy up or down.
normie2: Just check the NASDANQ. I bought some "dat boi" stock this morning. Hes' due for a rebound soon.

by 3EDGY5ME November 1, 2016

nissan altima

The quintessential baby momma car. Usually driven by a black baby momma with a son named Ayden who was most likely conceived in that car. Preaches about not needing a man and how she has it all together but is ran through. She then proceeds to fuck up her and her sons life for a guy who doesn’t even own a car and uses her to bum cigarette money.

“Damn bro I think she’s the one.”

“Dude she drives a nissan altima. She’s not your girl, it’s just your turn.”

by Mirgdorl June 21, 2022