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Nissan Altima
A mid-size family car that, for whatever reason, only black people drive on the east coast. It's an anomaly. Malcolm Gladwell would have a field day with it.
Nissan Altima by NissanAltimas March 8, 2011
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nassarcasm
1. A sarcastic story or anecdote usually relating to a typically boring or difficult subject.
2. An insult presented in a joking manner, usually reflective of a student's grade.
2. An insult presented in a joking manner, usually reflective of a student's grade.
Ex 1)
Student: "My teacher told me that I failed the test!"
Other Student: "Dude, I think that was nassarcasm."
Ex 2)
Teacher: "I've always been known as the guy with the substring method. It's great for parties."
Student: "My teacher told me that I failed the test!"
Other Student: "Dude, I think that was nassarcasm."
Ex 2)
Teacher: "I've always been known as the guy with the substring method. It's great for parties."
nassarcasm by laeusius February 26, 2011
Nissan Altima
The Nissan Altima is a mid-size car that has been manufactured by Nissan since 1992. It is a continuation of the Nissan Bluebird line, which began in 1955.
1st gen 1993–1997
2nd 1997 – July 2001
3rd 2001 – 2006
4th gen2007–2012 (sedan)
2008–2013 (coupe)
5th gen 2012 – 2018
2013–2020 (outside North America and China)
6th gen August 2018 to present.
Now for the real definition,
Nissan Altima , a car owned and driven
By a lot of 304's & baby momma's.
You can't knock their vehicle though
Atleast they ain't walking or taking
The Bus but 9 times outta 10 if a female
Owns one of these she's likely a 304 or
Baby momma.
1st gen 1993–1997
2nd 1997 – July 2001
3rd 2001 – 2006
4th gen2007–2012 (sedan)
2008–2013 (coupe)
5th gen 2012 – 2018
2013–2020 (outside North America and China)
6th gen August 2018 to present.
Now for the real definition,
Nissan Altima , a car owned and driven
By a lot of 304's & baby momma's.
You can't knock their vehicle though
Atleast they ain't walking or taking
The Bus but 9 times outta 10 if a female
Owns one of these she's likely a 304 or
Baby momma.
Nissan Altima by Blu_leef January 19, 2023
nissan altima
The quintessential baby momma car. Usually driven by a black baby momma with a son named Ayden who was most likely conceived in that car. Preaches about not needing a man and how she has it all together but is ran through. She then proceeds to fuck up her and her sons life for a guy who doesn’t even own a car and uses her to bum cigarette money.
“Damn bro I think she’s the one.”
“Dude she drives a nissan altima. She’s not your girl, it’s just your turn.”
“Dude she drives a nissan altima. She’s not your girl, it’s just your turn.”
nissan altima by Mirgdorl June 21, 2022
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