NASDANQ 

The marketplace for people to buy and sell meme stocks.

normie1: Is the meme economy up or down.
normie2: Just check the NASDANQ. I bought some "dat boi" stock this morning. Hes' due for a rebound soon.

NASDANQ by 3EDGY5ME November 1, 2016

NASDAQ whore 

someone of highsociety that you never would think that shes a whore..

Bill; so how was that rich bitch
Jake; She aint nothing but a NASDAQ whore.

NASDAQ whore by Jake_69ld March 18, 2005

nasdaq 

National Association of Securities Dealers Automated Quotations

group of bee stung nose people from money center banks asked the question, " How can we milk these americans " Now thats how the nasdaq got started in 1971 and each year they continue milking the investors, ( suckers ) bag holders

nasdaq by itichie_nocanpo November 3, 2006

Nasdaq 

verb: 1. the act of leaving a stale spot. 2. Can also be used as a derogotary word when referring to a retail investor.

Lets nasdaq out of this bitch.

You're such a nasdaq investor.

Nasdaq by Jeremy Nelson1223 January 5, 2011

NASDAQed 

When a girl is interested in a guy but then adds all his friends on Facebook even if she has never met them or confuses meeting all of them at a party the night before. Or in other words she trades on an open market like the NASDAQ.

Paul: dude I got a hot date with this new girl man!
Sam: bro you got NASDAQed. She accepted my friend request!
Paul: maaaaan I hate you guys.

NASDAQed by Trader88 November 15, 2014

To Nasdaq 

1. (V.) To fail miserably
2. (V.) To suddenly or inexplicably experience a drastic decline in capability or status.

To Nasdaq: He's usually such a great speaker to hear but he totally Nasdaqed it tonight!

To Nasdaq by Nietzsche Is Dead March 13, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019