narver

to turn down someone intensely; never ever happening; not in a million years

Question- Will you read this book?
Answer- I will narver read that stupid book.

by Dbeltzz October 23, 2011

Holmes and Narver

Having a very long penis but very small testicles.

Seeing that guy in his banana hammock confirmed that he had a Holmes and Narver.

by Julian Ledesma December 26, 2007