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a nerd with a splash of perverted-ness
usually to describe gay smart guys in your class

commonly addressed to the name "kurt"
gosh, that gay dude is such a nervert
nervert by milkshakeoverload June 7, 2014
Urban Dictionary Merch
1.) an intelligent person who has been led astray morally
2.) a nerd who is a pervert
3.) a pervert who is a nerd
CP, the chemist who watches porn non-stop, is the biggest nervert alive.
Nervert by CommieKyle April 9, 2010
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A cross between a Nympho and a Pervert
I have a very naughty dirty Nerverted side
Nervert by Nerves 2023 December 18, 2023

neverting 

A woman you know nothing will ever happen with; for whatever reason.
Bruce: Holy fuck Jimmy, did you just say that blonde walk by? You should go for her.
Jimmy: Yeah man, but I ain't interested.
Bruce: Oh come on, don't be a pussy, go for it.
Jimmy: No real dawg, I won't be back in the city for a year, not tryin' to spend my last day chasin' a neverting.
neverting by stevensteve August 28, 2018

neverthefuck 

Me and Alex wanted to visit the zoo, however it was closed. Neverthefuck, we went to the safari park.
neverthefuck by Johnathany July 21, 2006

Netvertible 

A netbook that can be converted into a tablet simply by a swivel of the screen. They are very useful in the university setting when making notes in lecture.
"Have you seen those new netvertible things? They're iller than SARS!!!" "Seen one? I HAVE one!!! Gets me more use than my girlfriend ever could.
Netvertible by MrIgbo November 20, 2010

32nd of Nevertember 

A date used to indicate that an event or occurence is incredibly unlikely or even impossible, or to be dismissive toward a particular individul inquiring about it.
The douchebag asked about the party I was having. I told him I'd invite him on the 32nd of Nevertember.
32nd of Nevertember by HRK, Inc. March 27, 2010
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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