muttstick 

Ugly as a mutt and as dumb as his stick

Don't worry about that guy creeping on your girl. He's a total muttstick

muttstick by Uncle Boolish February 4, 2017

Mudsticking 

When someone sticks their finger into your asshole and then is forcibly shoved back into your mouth.

I knew I was too high on ecstasy when I graciously accepted the mudsticking.

Mudsticking by Kaylen91 June 5, 2015

Meatstick Meringue 

Yet another slang term for gizz, sperm, semen, splooge

The pornstar shot a load of meatstick meringue on the porn starlet's tanned butt cheek

Meatstick Meringue by sarasplayroom.com November 15, 2009

meatstick 

A wonderful song and choreographed dance concocted by the band Phish.

Time for the meatstick,
bury the meatstick,
take out the meatstick time

whoa, shocks my brain!

meatstick by Cass April 13, 2005

muttstache

A scraggly mustache/goatee that has many different colored hairs in it (brown, blond, red, grey, etc), particularly in patches, resembling the fur coat of a mongrel, or mutt.

May or may not be disgusting in appearance.

That guy with the shaved head and goatee looked all hardcore until I saw his muttstache. Now he just looks like a redneck hillbilly skinhead reject, who likes country music, shotguns, and trucks with large tires on them.

Thanks for applying to the open management position. After careful consideration of your qualifications, we have decided to pursue a candidate who did not have a muttstache, and who would not pass for Jeff Foxworthy from a distance.

There ain't NUTHIN more 'Merican then.. coun'try myusic, bein listened to on a boombox by a guy with an awesome muttstache.

The West Virginia politician's constituents admired him for his honesty, charisma, and his neatly groomed muttstache.

muttstache by Bbungus May 6, 2010

Alabama Mudstick 

when you do anal with your cousin/sister then she gives you a blowjob

“My sister Caroline is coming over for the weekend and she ‘bout to give me a lil Alabama mudstick”

Alabama Mudstick by mudslider123 March 30, 2020

medicated meatstick 

This is term that labels a males penis. It was created with the belief that sex cures the occassional headache or illness of both sexes. It combines the idea that the penis is also known as meat or stick in a males pants. In addition, sex is the miracle act of cureing minor health problems such as headaches, stress, blue-balls, and many other illnesses that can be cured by a great session of sex.

Last night my women was bitching about her headache, so I gave her a dose of medicated meatstick and PRESTO! she was cured!

medicated meatstick by Wun Hung Lo January 26, 2006