A scraggly mustache/goatee that has many different colored hairs in it (brown, blond, red, grey, etc), particularly in patches, resembling the fur coat of a mongrel, or mutt.

May or may not be disgusting in appearance.

That guy with the shaved head and goatee looked all hardcore until I saw his muttstache. Now he just looks like a redneck hillbilly skinhead reject, who likes country music, shotguns, and trucks with large tires on them.

Thanks for applying to the open management position. After careful consideration of your qualifications, we have decided to pursue a candidate who did not have a muttstache, and who would not pass for Jeff Foxworthy from a distance.

There ain't NUTHIN more 'Merican then.. coun'try myusic, bein listened to on a boombox by a guy with an awesome muttstache.

The West Virginia politician's constituents admired him for his honesty, charisma, and his neatly groomed muttstache.

muttstache by Bbungus May 6, 2010

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Alabama Mudstick

when you do anal with your cousin/sister then she gives you a blowjob

“My sister Caroline is coming over for the weekend and she ‘bout to give me a lil Alabama mudstick”

Alabama Mudstick by mudslider123 March 30, 2020

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medicated meatstick

This is term that labels a males penis. It was created with the belief that sex cures the occassional headache or illness of both sexes. It combines the idea that the penis is also known as meat or stick in a males pants. In addition, sex is the miracle act of cureing minor health problems such as headaches, stress, blue-balls, and many other illnesses that can be cured by a great session of sex.

Last night my women was bitching about her headache, so I gave her a dose of medicated meatstick and PRESTO! she was cured!

medicated meatstick by Wun Hung Lo January 26, 2006

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