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innuendo

Medication taken in the butt, explaining the reason the word is pronounced "in-you-end-o".

For further examples, contact Harp as seen on MTVs "Yo Momma".

Common occurance is in the joke used by Harp:

"Yo momma is so dumb, she thought innuendo was an Italian suppository."
by Cass July 29, 2006
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keister

Use the lower portion of your digestive system as a storage bin for contraband
Carl had to keister a half-kilo of coke in order to clear customs from Columbia.
by Cass July 13, 2005
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kiss my grits

phrase commonly said by "Flo" on the television show, Alice.
Flo: Hay, meester!
Man: What?
Flo: You fergot sumthin'.
Man: What?
Flo: You fergot to KISS MAH GRI-YITS!
by cass March 9, 2004
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Harvard

Yales' ridiculously overconfident douche of a cousin. School where you can work unbelieveably hard to get accepted, actually get accepted, then realize during the first semester you should've gone to Yale. Quite frankly, even Brown (shudder) would've been a better choice. In recent years people have realized hiring people simply because they went to Harvard is useless, as normally they have to pay to bring in a Yalie to do the job afterwards. Then they have to bring the Brown man (who is now a plumber) to show the Harvard man how to take a shit. In short, a school that (despite constantly being on top of superficial lists written by people who either went to or fear Harvard) is inferior both academically and athletically to Yale. Go BULLDOGS.
Tom: Sarah graduated from Yale last weekend.
Steve: Oh really, thats great!
Tom: Not really. She realized she is actually dumber now than she was 4 years ago when she started, so now shes going to try her hand at Yale, if she can get in.

A student fan from each Harvard, Yale, Princeton, and Brown are standing on a cliff together during football season. The Princeton man runs forward and yells, "This is for the Tigers!". Not to be outdone, the Brown man runs forward and yells "This is for the Bears!". Aghast at what just happened, the Yale and Harvard men look at each other in shock. The Yale man shrugs, as if to say "hey why not". The Harvard man scoffs and looks at the Yale man like hes an idiot. Then the Yale man proceeds to push the Harvard man off the cliff proclaiming "This is for all mankind".
by Cass October 30, 2006
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A Southernism that means that you have taken yourself out of a bad situation into a situation that is worse or no better than the one you were previously in.
Betty Sue sure did jump from the frying pan to the fire when she left Roy, her cheatin' husband for his brother Chet, the town drunk.
by cass March 9, 2004
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Beef

when you have problems/fights with another persone
"why u gotta start beef with my girl"
"dont be starting beef with me"
by cass February 22, 2004
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stocious

Name of a sharp edged rock n' roll band from Edinburgh, Scotland
Stocious play some hard riffing songs, especially that 'Little Black Shorts'
by cass February 3, 2005
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