Cass's definitions

keister

Use the lower portion of your digestive system as a storage bin for contraband

Carl had to keister a half-kilo of coke in order to clear customs from Columbia.

by Cass July 13, 2005

poutine

Canadian dish that has spread in popularity to the Northeastern states. Traditionally it was fried potatoes covered in turkey gravy and sprinkled with the skimmed cheese curds. Modern interpretations are:

Beef gravy and mozzarella cheese, called Hobo Fries in the MD/DC/NOVA region.

Chicken gravy and mozzarella cheese, called Disco Fries in the NJ/NY/PA region - often considered the true new form considering NJ has more diners that any other state and this is where the dish is normally available.

"Welcome to Quebec - would you like to try some poutine today eh? It should be right oot."

"Ugh, I was so trashed last night I couldnt even find my way back to the metro and I wandered around Adams Morgan for like 40 minutes. Thank God I made it back to College Park, because now we can go to Platos and have hobo fries."

"Yo, I got so fucking fucked up last night. I just barely caught the Path back to NJT and got home to New Brunzz. Lets peace over to the diner for some fucking disco fries."

by Cass March 16, 2005

pimpituity

Measure of one's pimpness

My pimpituity is off the scale

by Cass September 10, 2003

doobley

Someone who is a nice little good friend or person.
Also , a made up name for Chris carraba of dashboard confessional.

You're a good doobley!
or
Chris Doobley played REM covers the other day.

by Cass March 25, 2004

bloketastic

Being all that is man.

Coined by one of the hosts of a popular UK car show, Top Gear.

That car is totally bloketastic.

by Cass September 3, 2006

marco bruschi

a very sexy beast

marco "RUN little bunny RUn"

by cass December 13, 2003

chopped

to chop a broad like to pick her up,meaning get her number name email

yo i chopped that broad last night
omg!! i chopped this solid guy last night

by cass February 22, 2004