mintsticking
the sexual-preparation act of slathering one's dick in (usually mint flavored) alcoholic mouthwash so as to make oral sex more pleasurable for the partner giving head, usually done in the absence of flavored lube. Also known as canedipping. Stings like a motherfucker initially. Invented in the early 2010's by delinquent Wormtown (Worcester, MA) high school graduates & college freshmen, according to police arrest records and PTA transcripts.
"Ew I don't want to suck that, soapy dicks taste funny. Get the flavored lube."
"Girl I just showered and the soap washed off. Don't have any lube. You like butter?"
"I'm lactose intolerant."
"Fuck it!"
*Splashes listerine on the peen*
"AAAAAAAAAaAUUUUUUUUUUgGGGGGhHHH"
"Let me kiss it better babe!"
A Sexual Preparedness PSA on mintsticking brought to you by the Worcester County Health Committee & Greater Blackstone Valley Center for Cultural Enrichment
"Girl I just showered and the soap washed off. Don't have any lube. You like butter?"
"I'm lactose intolerant."
"Fuck it!"
*Splashes listerine on the peen*
"AAAAAAAAAaAUUUUUUUUUUgGGGGGhHHH"
"Let me kiss it better babe!"
A Sexual Preparedness PSA on mintsticking brought to you by the Worcester County Health Committee & Greater Blackstone Valley Center for Cultural Enrichment
mintsticking by OmenNemo June 12, 2023
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