mudstick

feces, turd

I just dropped a hell of a mudstick in your powder room.

by earl chudwaggle September 25, 2002

mudstick

n. potential word for "thief" or "idiot".

Literal kanji translation of a Japanese word 泥棒, which I found it funny enough to be used as an English word.

Not to be confused with "mud stick", which has a different meaning.

"I f***ing swear I will stick this golden cane up that mudstick's ***, and I won't stop until I do it, that's for sure!"

by GenGnr17 June 6, 2021

Alabama Mudstick

when you do anal with your cousin/sister then she gives you a blowjob

“My sister Caroline is coming over for the weekend and she ‘bout to give me a lil Alabama mudstick”

by mudslider123 March 30, 2020

Michigan Mudstick

A piece of frozen shit that is used to penetrate during sex or masturbation.

That michigan mudstick didn't stay frozen for long!

by Like a Virgin69 September 11, 2009

Mudsticking

When someone sticks their finger into your asshole and then is forcibly shoved back into your mouth.

I knew I was too high on ecstasy when I graciously accepted the mudsticking.

by Kaylen91 June 5, 2015

Mud Stick

A small branch used to collect mud near the bonfire, so as to fling on noobs.

"Who the hell are those noobs?" "I'm gonna spray them with my mud stick."

by Rigid ball March 31, 2009

Mud stick

When you blast a chick in the ass and when you pull out your dick is covered in feces similar to shoving a stick into the mud.

Last time I did anal with Melissa she gave me a mud stick.

by Wrighteous53 January 10, 2018