24 definitions by Wun Hung Lo

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The brown circle around your cornhole. Many mistake it as shit stains, but no need to worry, it is natural. Push your finger in and find the secret filling inside. The rusty ring donut is also the breakfast choice of many queers and prison inmates.
Mrs. Weathers who is the ultimate cunt-slut stated that she loves the taste of a warm creamy rusty ring donut when she has a nice hot Dickin's Cider.
by Wun Hung Lo December 18, 2005
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The action of an extremely fat lady that is taking a shit, once done, she is so fat that she can not reach around to wipe her ass. Instead she reaches between her legs and wipes from crack to split. Much of the time this act ends with the women spreading the shit into her vagina causing an infection that smells like shit!
90% of all fat chicks give themselves the rusty split.
by Wun Hung Lo January 08, 2006
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This is a term that me and my friends refer to when asking if someone has shit stains in their underwear. These are not the lightly browned streaks, but the heavy streaks that look as if someone was using the underwear to help heat up their racing tires at the track.
Damn dude!
You are never going to get laid when you are always testing the tires.
Shit! Please learn to wipe your ass!
by Wun Hung Lo January 11, 2006
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A vagina that is so hairy and smelly that even bigfoot would be scared to go into that jungle. One that requires the use of a machete just to get access to the juicy split. Eye protection must be worn at all times because a few of the hairs are no longer curly and may poke out your eye(s). Keep all moist surfaces alway due to the high build up of yeast infections. Eat at own risk!
Last night at Northgate, this nasty white girl walked by and the snappy nappy dugout was in full effect because everyone's eyes began to burn and many taught the club was being raided with tear gas.
by Wun Hung Lo December 20, 2005
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A vagina that is so hairy and smelly that even bigfoot would be scared to go into that jungle. One that requires the use of a machete just to get access to the juicy split. Eye protection must be worn at all times because a few of the hairs are no longer curly and may poke out your eye(s). Keep all moist surfaces alway due to the high build up of yeast infections. Eat at own risk!
Last night at Northgate, this nasty white girl walked by and the snappy nappy dugout was in full effect because everyone's eyes began to burn and many taught the club was being raided with tear gas.
by Wun Hung Lo December 19, 2005
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A term that describes the act of spitting saliva or snot into a female's vagina that has gone dry after a long period of sexual intercourse for the purpose of the male reaching his climax.
To date, I have not ever given a slick toby to a chick because I am the minuteman!
by Wun Hung Lo January 08, 2006
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