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William Murderface

The self-hating bass player from the band Dethklok. He plays a Gibson Thunderbird Studio 5-string and his bass playing is usually mixed out completely. He speaks with a heavy lisp.
Murderface's father killed his wife with a chainsaw before turning it upon himself in front of Murderface in a grisly murder-suicide when he was a baby. He also has an extreme hatred for Dr. Rockso.
William Murderface: "I woke up with a clown's hand in my pants. That's what I did today"
A common nickname for the city of Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada. Winnipeg routinely has the highest murder rate of all Canadian cities, particularly in the downtown core, also known as "The Killzone".
You'd best stay of of Murderpeg, unless you want to get shanked to death in the Killzone.
An accidental homicide which is the result of a particularly ridiculous blunder. A murderp can be easily distinguished from an ordinary case of murder or manslaughter by the level of unmitigated buffoonery which brings it to fruition.
Just as the hostage was about to be released, a trigger-happy police sniper fired at the kidnapper but instead hit the hostage, killing her instantly. Soon afterward, the officer was brought up on charges of second degree merderp.

If your keep allowing your toddler to carry baby ducks around by their necks, I fear a murderp will soon be taking place.

After wrecking his parents' car because he liked to drive while huffing solvent fumes, young George W. Bush knew he had to make up a good cover story. His parents would have been furious if they found out the car had actually been murderped.
murderp by Lârry Dângüs, esq. January 24, 2011

murderpan 

boston,ma (mattapan) neighborhood known for its high crime rate.
i live in murderpan, this is my hood.
murderpan by aaaaaa November 22, 2005

Murderapolis 

Another name for Minneapolis. Coined by the media a few years back when Minneapolis' homicides were at an all-time high.
Murderapolis is full of gangsters, hustlers, dealers, and pimps.
Murderapolis by 612 Thug May 4, 2003

Murderporn

Shows like Dateline NBC, CNN 20/20, Forensic Files, Cold Case Files, and/or The First 48.
This weekend I sat on the couch and binged on murderporn for 36 hours straight.
Murderporn by the_$tarter August 19, 2019