Winnipeg

Larry: It's so cold.
John: I know. It feels like we're in Winnipeg.
by Iceman356 September 30, 2019
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Winnipeg

the only place to have the following seasons.
almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction.
also called winterpeg.
pep1:god damn winnipeg is cold.
pep2:thats cause your in winterpeg.
by Xrith November 30, 2004
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Where were Slurpees originally from? Winnipeg!
by Criken (Canada Version) July 23, 2010
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Home of people who don't know how to fcking merge
Some Winnipeg Types of Mergers;

Merger Type One; *has an entire merge lane to the left* BUT *stops at the yield sign at the beginning of lane *

Merger Type Two; *actually but slowly moves up the merge lane but decides to stop and turn blinker on but not move when someone makes space; waits to all cars go by*

Merger Type Three; the "buddy what the fck are you doing"
by Kwink017 October 29, 2018
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a place where you will get pulled over and handed a speeding ticket for driving 51 in a 50km/h zone.

(with some of the worst drivers in the world - Winnipeg drivers don't know how to cope driving anywhere else or even on a highway. and inexplicably are always flipping each other the bird)
the "highway" around Winnipeg has traffic lights to stop people from going too fast. ?????!!!!!!
by kaosinthegarden June 11, 2011
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THAT'S in Canada.
Your cuter than a guinea pig.... I wanna take you up to Winnipeg, THAT'S in Canada.
by ParticularlyGoodFinder March 19, 2010
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Winnipeg. The murder capital of Canada. Watch your back. You could get stabbed for just witnessing a stabbing. Bit mostly we're chill-ish. They say "of your looking for trouble....you'll fond it in Winnipeg
"Hey man, did you get stabbed in Winnipeg?"
Yeah man, and we call it Winterpeg here"
by Winterpeghet November 02, 2017
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