murderp

An accidental homicide which is the result of a particularly ridiculous blunder. A murderp can be easily distinguished from an ordinary case of murder or manslaughter by the level of unmitigated buffoonery which brings it to fruition.

Just as the hostage was about to be released, a trigger-happy police sniper fired at the kidnapper but instead hit the hostage, killing her instantly. Soon afterward, the officer was brought up on charges of second degree merderp.

If your keep allowing your toddler to carry baby ducks around by their necks, I fear a murderp will soon be taking place.

After wrecking his parents' car because he liked to drive while huffing solvent fumes, young George W. Bush knew he had to make up a good cover story. His parents would have been furious if they found out the car had actually been murderped.

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. January 24, 2011

murdercube

A sculpture of decommissioned guns bundled together with a wider exhibit which includes anti-gun multimedia projections, a list of victims of gun violence and a set of whiteboards for patrons to leave comments, it is also worshipped as the embodiment of violence and bloodshed. The name "murdercube" was placed on it by the 4chan weapons' board /k/ and generally written murder/k/ube.

"Did you go see the murdercube?"

"It's in Canada, right?"

"Yeah. I went and wrote AVE NEX ALEA SALUTO NEX ALEA on the whiteboard."

"Next to all that libshit?"

"Of course."

by aelaxeneva November 17, 2013

explanation is joke murder

If you have to explain it; it's not that funny.

I'm not going to tell you why Sam is like a broken stoplight. Explanation is joke murder.

by JormanThoad April 19, 2017

murderclown

See: Doug Ford, Ontario, Canada

Doug Ford is a murderclown.
Murderclown alert!

by darkpenguin_efb March 27, 2021

Murder Mystery 2 Teamers

fucking emo assholes that team up in mm2 and the one that is murderer kills everyone else but their dumbass team, or they fucking camp the gun until one of their teammates gets the gun because they're too scared to die.

Murder Mystery 2 Teamers just show off their shitty emotes and knives

by mvyb October 8, 2020

MURDERMOST

MURDERMOST is a person who has a growing behaviour of killing more and more people.

I'm NOT certain officer, but, more and more people are being killed, more and more every month. We could be looking for a MURDERMOST man - or woman, about all this.

by FABARM October 27, 2018

aks murderer

Someone who repeatedly butchers the English language by mis-pronouncing "ask" as "aks"

Guy walks up to a store clerk: "I went down to the men's department to aks where the kicks were but he said to aks another associate so I'm aksing you."

Store clerk: What was it you wanted to ASK me?

Guy: "Where the shoes at?"

Store clerk:"2nd floor against the back wall."

Guy:"Aight"

Store clerk (thinking to self):"What a fucking aks murderer."

by Ben Chott July 22, 2009