the_$tarter's definitions

Murderporn

Shows like Dateline NBC, CNN 20/20, Forensic Files, Cold Case Files, and/or The First 48.

This weekend I sat on the couch and binged on murderporn for 36 hours straight.

by the_$tarter August 19, 2019

space suit maintenance

Jerkin' it because you have to, not because you are in the mood.

"I heard Gary quit watchin' porn." "Does he still jerk it?" "Yeah but only space suit maintenance."

by the_$tarter November 19, 2013