murdan 

an absolute fucking unit who has immigrated from turkey into England only to be enslaved in a shithole called 'Ashby grill', this specimen who is known for touching and tickling all humans he comes in contact with, not surprisingly, works for 50p an hour to make kebabs while reminiscing about the good old days when he actually had foreskin

'bro why is Murdan tickling that 6 year old child'

'oh god now he's fucking a kebab'

'ew where his foreskin'

'he's muslim'

'oh k'

murdan by niger 5000 June 5, 2024

mundane matt 

A soy-filled bitch who records himself reading clickbait articles on Youtube like his viewers are all illiterate retards. Signs of being Mundane Matt include being a fat faggot with no chin and facial hair resembling a pug's ass, being too much of a massive fucking pussy to give an opinion on anything, collecting boulders with your wife's kid, and trying to deplatform anybody who makes fun of your miserable existence.

Good luck taking this definition down, Matt.

NOW WAIT A MINUTE! MATT, NO! MATT, NOOOO!!! - Ralph on Mundane Matt

mundane matt by Mister Medicare August 20, 2018

murdanket 

A blursed blanket depicting an image (usually provocative) of popular Gorillaz character Murdoc Niccals.

"What the hell is that thing on your bed!?"
"Oh, that? That's my Murdanket. Had it custom made last week."

murdanket by Murdankie October 22, 2022

bodymore murdaland 

nickname given to Baltimore, Maryland to describe the city's high murder/crime rate.

Yo, bodymore murdaland be takin' fools out like the plague.

bodymore murdaland by The Wire December 19, 2007

murda outtrix 

Murda outtrix©: a term used by thugs/gangsters who are always murdered out (187) ®™who do and /or has tricked out Matrix styles so there for items maid for felons by 💯 felons the term murda outtrix is born!!(📱)™

Murda outtrix: Did you see what 187 is making yo? Its crazy like murda outtrux™ type of shit!!!

murda outtrix by k187c December 11, 2019

Mundanebook 

An often unintentionally dull Facebook update, no-one really understands why these exist, possibly to feel important and to feel that people are interested in someones insignificant life. These are often greeted with... Silence... That or another 'MundaneBooker' clicking the 'Like' button and creating a vicious circle.

Status ---> Read ---> Liked (Thus original 'Mundanebooker' feeling self worth) ---> Process begins again.

Tom is on it this weekend, rofl.

"Have you spoken to Tom, apparently he's on it this weekend."
"Yeah, he's back on Mundanebook again."

Further examples:-

Matt is playing computer games, lulz.

Ellie has a boyfriend :) :), z0mg.

Mundanebook by MBook October 6, 2011

murmansk 

place where lost airline luggage goes to by default. Except, of course, if you happen to be going to Murmansk yourself, in which case the airline will send your lugguage to some undefined place in South America.

I went to UK, my luggage went to Murmansk.

murmansk by croolis January 30, 2006