Mundanebook 

An often unintentionally dull Facebook update, no-one really understands why these exist, possibly to feel important and to feel that people are interested in someones insignificant life. These are often greeted with... Silence... That or another 'MundaneBooker' clicking the 'Like' button and creating a vicious circle.

Status ---> Read ---> Liked (Thus original 'Mundanebooker' feeling self worth) ---> Process begins again.

Tom is on it this weekend, rofl.

"Have you spoken to Tom, apparently he's on it this weekend."
"Yeah, he's back on Mundanebook again."

Further examples:-

Matt is playing computer games, lulz.

Ellie has a boyfriend :) :), z0mg.

Mundanebook by MBook October 6, 2011

Mundanehook

A superior being that is defined as creator of all that can exist, it’s believed that he created all the gods known to humanity, there's a possibility that he is related somehow to Pico.

Mundanehook please give me the power to defeat a basilik.

Mundanehook by Deus lo vult September 2, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016