To have some minor physical imperfection (usually resulting from carelessness) improved or corrected by someone else; esp. by, but not limited to, an adult female.

Teacher notices Matthew's collar is tucked inside his shirt.
Teacher: Matthew, come here and let me fix that for you.
Sara: Dude, you got mommed!

you got mommed by Sprid January 21, 2006

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Mumped

Verb (past tense) meaning to get an infection caused by the mumps virus, characterised by extreme swelling of the face. Many people living in close contact such as frat boys commonly get mumped. People who get mumped can show no signs for upto 6 days after catching the virus, and are infective and able to mump others for upto 2 weeks. It is also rumoured to spread rapidly through the act of swallowing each other's semen; this may or may not be linked to why frat boys get mumped a lot.

Example 1:

Jared : "Dude, you've been off work for days! What happened?"

Chuck : "I got mumped badly"

Example 2:

Vincent : "Haha look at that guy's face! He got mumped!"

Mumped by Reverend Poleman March 20, 2009

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Mummery

A person who likes to tell 'Ya Momma' jokes.

Person 1: Sorry for the yeasty smell.
Person 2: That is what Ya Momma said to me last night. Boo Yah!
Person 1: Man, you are a real Mummery.

Mummery by soilduck February 23, 2009

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mummer

Someone who gets dressed up during the Christmas holidays and goes from house to house bumming drinks. A Newfoundland Tradition.

Any mummers 'loud in?

mummer by Buddy Wasisname September 20, 2005

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