mummydick

A:) When a person in Cinnaminson Wraps toilet paper around their weiner
B:) When your wiener dies and your body doesnt; hences preserved by toilet paper

After having my weiner bitten off by a KlossStien McDevin, and returned in toliet paper, sewed back on, and it bacame a Mummydick

by SJ3 December 3, 2006

Mummydick

When a woman beats her male colleagues in a meeting or otherwise using the power of logic and natural authority

She used her mummydick to get her point across

She just unleashed her mummydick in that meeting

by Stammerhammer May 2, 2015

Dummydick

Someone who is a complete idiot and doesn’t know their ass from their toes

Bro that guy is a total dummydick

by Dominic Dwater June 1, 2019

mummyfucker

Someone who is romantically and/or sexually attracted to (fictional) mummies.

Someone who appreciates the beauty of the bandages and the mystery that lies buried underneath.

*Not to be confused with necrophilia since they aren’t actually dead

“Hey have you read Rurouni Kenshin?”
“Hell yeah I have, Shishio is so damn hot. I’m such a mummyfucker now.”

by mummyfucker#1 October 11, 2019

Mummy Dick

The appearence of one's dick when cleaning one's dick with toilet paper or kleenex after sex.

I was cleaning my junk with toilet paper after sex and the pieces of paper that got stuck made it look like a mummy dick. So I chased my girlfriend around the room with it.

by dohboy69 August 27, 2009

Mummy Dick

Wrapping your penis in toilet paper to prevent it from touching an unsanitary surface.

Yo man. I took a nap on the shitter today and went full mummy Dick cuz that bowl was nasty

by Naught Parrot October 18, 2018

Mummy Dick

7-11 or a convenience store hot dog. Which has been cooking for so long it now resembles a mummy dick.

I'm so hungry I could eat a mummy dick.

by Indiequeen13 June 10, 2016