Mumped

Verb (past tense) meaning to get an infection caused by the mumps virus, characterised by extreme swelling of the face. Many people living in close contact such as frat boys commonly get mumped. People who get mumped can show no signs for upto 6 days after catching the virus, and are infective and able to mump others for upto 2 weeks. It is also rumoured to spread rapidly through the act of swallowing each other's semen; this may or may not be linked to why frat boys get mumped a lot.

Example 1:

Jared : "Dude, you've been off work for days! What happened?"

Chuck : "I got mumped badly"

Example 2:

Vincent : "Haha look at that guy's face! He got mumped!"

by Reverend Poleman March 20, 2009

mumped

Mumped is a blend of the words 'mom' and 'dumped' and means to be dumped by the mother of one's significant other.

I was seeing this highschool chick until her mom found out I was 23, then I got mumped.

by EOCA January 16, 2007

Mumped

When you lose your job because of DOGE. It is a decision made by Musk and Trump (Mump) that ends in a negative consequence. Typically these decisions are made without much research or concern for the impact to Americans.

I worked for a Christian NGO and was recently part of a major workforce reduction due to the Executive Order cutting foreign aid through USAID... I got mumped along with 100 of my colleagues who all were called to help the most vulnerable around the world.

by NALD25 May 6, 2025

hedge mumper

a lower class of pikey, one that even pikeys themselves frown apon.

oi you old hedge mumper, you aint worth a cup of cold piss.

by harold steptoe November 20, 2007

Mumper

A hockey term used to describe one who is a bender, plug, and cock sucker all in one...aslo know as a triple threat

Matthew Tufts...kids a fucken Mumper, Ethan Pollock defines the word Mumper

by Nickandry November 16, 2010

Mupped

To be acting in a way which is irregular or abnormal.

"My computer is mupped."
"I mupped up on my exam."
"Yo B, thats some mupped up shizzle."

by SB and AV October 26, 2004

Mumphed

To "Mumph" is to lay out over a chair or couch/sofa in a state where you do not care what you look like, but just want to relax.

Christopher mumphed on the chair with a slice of pizza in one hand and a diet coke in the other, oblivious to the people staring at him.

by TYPE August 22, 2014