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multit-tasker 

An individual who, while engaged in foreplay, has the ability to give focused attention to more than one breast at a time.
Oh yeah, the sex was fantastic. He's quite the multit-tasker.
multit-tasker by Tee-bag July 4, 2008
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multi-taker 

A person whos has a penis placed into more than one part of thier body
Many porn stars are multi-takers

I would like to sleep with a multi-taker
multi-taker by karlos de Vinci April 6, 2009

Multi-taskurbate 

Doing one or more things, while also masturbating.
Jennifer was horny while writing her term paper, so she decided to Multi-taskurbate.
Multi-taskurbate by Punishedhero February 6, 2010

multitasker

A person who deals with more than one task at the same time.
John is reading a book as well as cooking food for his son and cleaning the refrigerator. he is a multitasker.
multitasker by shraddha_queen October 21, 2015

multitasker

Someone who can listen to his iPod, read the newspaper, and even answer the phone while sitting on the toilet.
Bitchy wife: Demetri! Get down here right now and help me with these dishes!
Multitasker husband: Sorry Maud, I can't right now-- I'm multitasking
multitasker by ElvisJumpsNine March 18, 2010

multitasker

a person who completes a multitude of tasks, or does many jobs; a factotum
My wife was the quintessential multitasker; she worked at the local sperm bank as a taste tester, worked street corners at night to supplement the family income, and polished my pork sword every night without protest!
multitasker by weave July 11, 2003

multitaskerbate

To administer self-love while shitting. When you are too busy to properly romance yourself, you are forced to multitask.
Janny is so busy now that he has a job that he's forced to multitaskerbate.

I just heard Bryan in the bathroom feeding the geese. It wasn't until I heard him fart that I knew he was multitaskerbating.
multitaskerbate by BoneHammer February 23, 2014
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