multitaskerbate

To administer self-love while shitting. When you are too busy to properly romance yourself, you are forced to multitask.

Janny is so busy now that he has a job that he's forced to multitaskerbate.

I just heard Bryan in the bathroom feeding the geese. It wasn't until I heard him fart that I knew he was multitaskerbating.

by BoneHammer February 23, 2014

Multitaskurbation

Doing multiple other things while masturbating.

It's multitaskurbation - eating beef jerky, talking on the phone and masturbating. Damn productive.

by L0RD_V01D January 7, 2010

Multitaskurbating

This is when you are masturbating while doing something else (watching porn does not count as a separate task)...

"Yeah, the other day I was Multitaskurbating while watching The Daily Show..."

by jablestits September 21, 2011

MultiTaskerBator

a human who scratches their ass
& rubs their genitalia
at the same time
& in public.

coined by
Donna M.
20 sept. 2007.

"Dude,
that Dude
over there,
waiting for the bus."

"He's a multitaskerbator."

by S. FiTZ October 7, 2007

Multitaskerbating

Multitaskerbating is the act of doing more than one thing while you masturbate.

I was multitaskerbating last night - watching TV, playing world of warcraft, eating a sandwich, and masturbating all at the same time.

by Morone October 6, 2010

Multitaskurbating

The act of doing any task while simultaneously masturbating.

I woke up late for work this morning, so I was multitaskurbating to the morning news

by MunkeBarre April 12, 2022