multitaskerbate

To administer self-love while shitting. When you are too busy to properly romance yourself, you are forced to multitask.

Janny is so busy now that he has a job that he's forced to multitaskerbate.

I just heard Bryan in the bathroom feeding the geese. It wasn't until I heard him fart that I knew he was multitaskerbating.

multitaskerbate by BoneHammer February 23, 2014

Multitaskurbation 

Doing multiple other things while masturbating.

It's multitaskurbation - eating beef jerky, talking on the phone and masturbating. Damn productive.

Multitaskurbation by L0RD_V01D January 7, 2010

Multitaskurbating 

This is when you are masturbating while doing something else (watching porn does not count as a separate task)...

"Yeah, the other day I was Multitaskurbating while watching The Daily Show..."

Multitaskurbating by jablestits September 21, 2011

MultiTaskerBator 

a human who scratches their ass
& rubs their genitalia
at the same time
& in public.

coined by
Donna M.
20 sept. 2007.

"Dude,
that Dude
over there,
waiting for the bus."

"He's a multitaskerbator."

MultiTaskerBator by S. FiTZ October 7, 2007

Multitaskerbating 

Multitaskerbating is the act of doing more than one thing while you masturbate.

I was multitaskerbating last night - watching TV, playing world of warcraft, eating a sandwich, and masturbating all at the same time.

Multitaskerbating by Morone October 6, 2010

Multitaskurbating 

The act of doing any task while simultaneously masturbating.

I woke up late for work this morning, so I was multitaskurbating to the morning news

Multitaskurbating by MunkeBarre April 12, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005