Multi-taskurbate

Doing one or more things, while also masturbating.

Jennifer was horny while writing her term paper, so she decided to Multi-taskurbate.

Multi-taskurbate by Punishedhero February 6, 2010

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Multitaskurbation

Doing multiple other things while masturbating.

It's multitaskurbation - eating beef jerky, talking on the phone and masturbating. Damn productive.

Multitaskurbation by L0RD_V01D January 7, 2010

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Multitaskurbating

This is when you are masturbating while doing something else (watching porn does not count as a separate task)...

"Yeah, the other day I was Multitaskurbating while watching The Daily Show..."

Multitaskurbating by jablestits September 21, 2011

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multitaskerbate

To administer self-love while shitting. When you are too busy to properly romance yourself, you are forced to multitask.

Janny is so busy now that he has a job that he's forced to multitaskerbate.

I just heard Bryan in the bathroom feeding the geese. It wasn't until I heard him fart that I knew he was multitaskerbating.

multitaskerbate by BoneHammer February 23, 2014

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Multitaskurbating

The act of doing any task while simultaneously masturbating.

I woke up late for work this morning, so I was multitaskurbating to the morning news

Multitaskurbating by MunkeBarre April 12, 2022

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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