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Multitaskurbation 

It's multitaskurbation - eating beef jerky, talking on the phone and masturbating. Damn productive.
Multitaskurbation by L0RD_V01D January 7, 2010

Multitaskurbating 

This is when you are masturbating while doing something else (watching porn does not count as a separate task)...
"Yeah, the other day I was Multitaskurbating while watching The Daily Show..."
Multitaskurbating by jablestits September 21, 2011

multitaskerbate

To administer self-love while shitting. When you are too busy to properly romance yourself, you are forced to multitask.
Janny is so busy now that he has a job that he's forced to multitaskerbate.

I just heard Bryan in the bathroom feeding the geese. It wasn't until I heard him fart that I knew he was multitaskerbating.
multitaskerbate by BoneHammer February 23, 2014

Multitaskurbating 

The act of doing any task while simultaneously masturbating.
I woke up late for work this morning, so I was multitaskurbating to the morning news
Multitaskurbating by MunkeBarre April 12, 2022