191 definitions by weave

to copulate or partake in coital activity; to do the bone dance; have sex.
The saloon keeper and the town trollop were 'making the beast with 2 backs'like 2 jackrabbits on steroids atop the pool table, after he locked the saloon doors, as the last sot vacated the premises at 3 a.m.
by weave January 9, 2004
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one's girlfriend, usu. older
I'd love to shoot some hoops tonite, but I'm going over to mama san's for a little horizontal relaxation.
by weave March 22, 2003
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a legitimate, fancy word for experiencing an autoerotic experience; the linguistic cousin, and synonym, of 'masturbation.'
Urban Legend has it that indulging in repeated acts of manustupration will invariably lead to blindness and insanity. Shit, the ol' lady went blind at 6, and has been loonier than a bed bug in heat ever since.
by weave September 15, 2003
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exercising forbearance and restraint in the performance of masturbatory acts; going to great lengths of time without playing with oneself.
Coined on a classic Seinfeld episode.
He refrained from snapping his carrot for 3 months until the little blonde walked by him, nipples erect and ass crack hangin' out of her daisy dukes.
by weave July 24, 2003
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that jacked-up, popped-out ass possessed by most black chicks.
After gawking at all the jungle rumps in the ghetto that day, I came down with jungle fever accompanied by a jungle-rump-induced blue-veiner.
by weave September 1, 2003
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to lie or bullshit to; withhold information from; to purposely mislead or deceive; to make somebody believe something not true.
I kayfabed (to) that chick when I told her I had beaucoups of money; I'm actually a welfare recipient.
by weave March 17, 2003
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