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muffys by Cassie Thompson September 1, 2008
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Handlebar Muffstache
When your girl shaves her pussy hair into the shape of a handlebar mustache so that when you eat her out you feel like more of a man.
I was eating out Barbara the other day, and her Handlebar Muffstache was so good that it made my dick twice as hard because I felt like more of a man.
Handlebar Muffstache by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 5, 2015
Related Words
muffy • muffy satchel • muffstache • muffstang • Muffasa • muffsaddle • Muffscuffle • Muffshart • muffshot • muffshroom
Muffy Puffs
Muffy Puffs by Country K October 29, 2017
muffshot
The muffshot is similar in many ways of the 'mugshot' instead is's when a female sends a picture of her minge to someone on snapchat. It's widely popular in the western society to send mugshots as a showing of affection for the receiver.
muffshuffler
a guy who has a few ladies going at the same time (muffshuffler)
another way of rotating or rostering booty calls (muffshuffling / muffshuffled)
spreading the love
another way of rotating or rostering booty calls (muffshuffling / muffshuffled)
spreading the love
He may be totally hot, but the guy's a muffshuffler.
I hear he's got 5 girls going like a revolver - but it's not the gun that's gonna kill them, it's the STDs.
I hear he's got 5 girls going like a revolver - but it's not the gun that's gonna kill them, it's the STDs.
muffshuffler by igiveEVA September 20, 2011
Muffy Imeasy
n. A generic term that describes any bland, vapid female, like a flight attendant or sorority girl. Her significant other is named "Johnny Package."
Muffy Imeasy by SkidMarkyMark May 12, 2006
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Pee Calculus
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