Definitions by dumnumyuk

Dragon 

This is when a female gives a man oral sex and her teeth drag on his penis. This usually becomes her nickname to his friends.

Justin: "Who was that one bitch you use to date in high school?"

Howie: "Which one?"

Justin: "That girl who's teeth would drag on your cock when she blew you."

Howie: "Ya Dragon."

Dragon by dumnumyuk July 30, 2009

muffstaph 

Staph Infection (Staphylococcus aureus) of the vagina area.
May cause rashes, boils, and stinky pussy.

Justin: Hey you know that girl that plays on the softball team?

Dave: Which one?

Justin: You know the one with the muffstaph.

Dave: Oh ya that shit is Fucking sick.

muffstaph by dumnumyuk July 28, 2009