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A tattoo of Mufasa near a chick's muff to make her pubic hair resemble The lion king's mane.
Babe "So I was thinking about becoming a tattoo artist"
Dude "Oh thats sounds cool!"
Babe "..you DO know that means I'll be getting covered in tats right?"
Dude "as long as I'm not going to be going down on Muffasa's mane then it's alright"
Muffasa by Alymae April 28, 2013
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Used to describe any object, person, event, fashion or situation that is unbecoming, disagreeable, unpleasant, or just plain ugly.
Laural: Dude, did you see that new Ben Affleck movie?
Neal: Ugh, it was so muffasa style.
Laural: Yeah, he looked wicked muffasa.
Neal: So muffasa.
Muffasa by Kim December 8, 2003
When a close friend or loved one betrays you, you have been Mufasa'd.
Sam: Hey, Oli told me that this was the correct answer, but it's not?!
Phoebe: Mate, you've been Mufasa'd.
Mufasa'd by PIC. January 13, 2014

Dirty mufasa 

When you stick your thumb in a girls asshole then wipe the shit across her forehead
I did the Dirty Mufasa to my girl last night and she freaked the fuck out
Dirty mufasa by Jsquirls September 26, 2021

Mufasa Sesh

A leisurely night with you and 2 of your closest homies stargazing and smoking a dub.This practice was most accurately captured in Disney's animated feature film " The Lion King." Characteristics include friends with personality types that resemble Timon, Pumba, and Simba and at least one conversation where you contemplate the origin of the universe.
After the club me, Jax, and Jonah had a Mufasa sesh on my roof. Jonah got butt hurt tho when we told him he was the Pumba.
Mufasa Sesh by Nikstar912 May 31, 2010
Mufasa! I AM YET A SIMBA
mufasa by O ya! November 5, 2003

muffsaraggin 

When a girl is on her period and looks less than her best (ragamuffin).
Girl: Ugh, these cramps are killing me and I look fugly...like a ragamuffin.

Guy: Sounds like your muffsaraggin to me!
muffsaraggin by JohnnieB54 February 4, 2009
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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