muffstaph

Staph Infection (Staphylococcus aureus) of the vagina area.
May cause rashes, boils, and stinky pussy.

Justin: Hey you know that girl that plays on the softball team?

Dave: Which one?

Justin: You know the one with the muffstaph.

Dave: Oh ya that shit is Fucking sick.

by dumnumyuk July 28, 2009

Handlebar Muffstache

When your girl shaves her pussy hair into the shape of a handlebar mustache so that when you eat her out you feel like more of a man.

I was eating out Barbara the other day, and her Handlebar Muffstache was so good that it made my dick twice as hard because I felt like more of a man.

by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 5, 2015

Mustapha

Arabic name that means the chosen one. Usually conflated with Mufasa off of Lion King, however he is the complete opposite of that weak ass back stabber. He is the coolest laid back guy you'll meet and epitomizes the word cool. Ladies love Mustapha

Mustapha - that cool ass guy

by museymus December 21, 2016

MUSTAPHA

A person of a large stature, vulgure by nature, suffers from verbal diarrhea and truly believes he is special

On occassion humorous and pleasant company but mostly a nasty cunt

Mirror mirror on the wall who is the fairest of them all? You are Mustapha!

by victor1976 July 4, 2020

Muffstash

muffstash is the patch of hair left in a strip on the vagina. The muffstash like its brother the moustache which is usually found on the upper lips of men and hairy obese woman, is groomed to perfection daily. but unlike the moustache in purpose the muffstash has no real function other to collect an acute line of stink and look silly, like shingles in the Vanilla Ice era.

'hawt damn woman! why you got a sideways moustache on the outskirts of your birth canal, thats naasty'

that my muffstash honey, it's in honor of Magnum PI

by suitanun January 12, 2010

MUFFSTACHE

The act of finger fucking a vagina, then wiping the still moist finger(s) on a persons upper lip.

"Hey Boobie, I just finger banged Nichole in the kitchen, then gave Munday a stinky muffstache"

by LUGNUT23 May 17, 2008

milf muffstache

The residue left on one's upper lip after orally pleasuring a milf.

Man! I made Hector's mom so wet, after I was done I had a milf muffstache

by Howie Feltersnatch March 4, 2005