muffstaph
Staph Infection (Staphylococcus aureus) of the vagina area.
May cause rashes, boils, and stinky pussy.
May cause rashes, boils, and stinky pussy.
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Handlebar Muffstache
When your girl shaves her pussy hair into the shape of a handlebar mustache so that when you eat her out you feel like more of a man.
I was eating out Barbara the other day, and her Handlebar Muffstache was so good that it made my dick twice as hard because I felt like more of a man.
Handlebar Muffstache by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 5, 2015
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MUSTAPHA
A person of a large stature, vulgure by nature, suffers from verbal diarrhea and truly believes he is special
On occassion humorous and pleasant company but mostly a nasty cunt
On occassion humorous and pleasant company but mostly a nasty cunt
MUSTAPHA by victor1976 July 4, 2020
Muffstash
muffstash is the patch of hair left in a strip on the vagina. The muffstash like its brother the moustache which is usually found on the upper lips of men and hairy obese woman, is groomed to perfection daily. but unlike the moustache in purpose the muffstash has no real function other to collect an acute line of stink and look silly, like shingles in the Vanilla Ice era.
MUFFSTACHE
MUFFSTACHE by LUGNUT23 May 17, 2008
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milf muffstache by Howie Feltersnatch March 4, 2005
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