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muffshuffler 

a guy who has a few ladies going at the same time (muffshuffler)

another way of rotating or rostering booty calls (muffshuffling / muffshuffled)

spreading the love
He may be totally hot, but the guy's a muffshuffler.

I hear he's got 5 girls going like a revolver - but it's not the gun that's gonna kill them, it's the STDs.
muffshuffler by igiveEVA September 20, 2011

mufftruffle

a female with an unusually nice vagina (muff)
Sheri is such a mufftruffle!
mufftruffle by Sheri Cox May 20, 2005

muff scuffle 

an altercation between vaginas
'When Edris appeared in the doorway to the club, two chicks got into a muff scuffle over who would hit on him first.'
muff scuffle by VandalTabby June 8, 2018
When someone is so unintelligent or dimwitted, they kerfuffle a kurfuffle, thus a muffuffle.
Man, did Sophie just kerfuffle that kerfuffle? That in itself is a muffuffle. What a fool!
Muffuffle by MightyStang3685 May 20, 2023

Muffuffler 

A muzzle for the vagina /i.e. ; a qweef quieter.
I gave my girl a muffuffler for Christmas bcuz her pussy farts too loud!
Muffuffler by Stu Pididiot 1972 January 13, 2024
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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