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Mooseterbating
Mooseterbating by LooseYolky January 15, 2017
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Monseter
A monster that sits; it could sit all the time, some of the time, or barely at all. He or she is just a monster that sits.
Monseter by What'sup788 September 3, 2010
monotexter
someone (mostly girls) that tends to reply to texts using only one word. Worst of all being; LOL, :), hahaha, <3
Doesn't matter who started the convo, the monotexter will have ended it right on the spot
Doesn't matter who started the convo, the monotexter will have ended it right on the spot
example of MONOTEXTER
boy:My day wasnt so good, I got suspended and my dog died
girl: AWW
boy:......................................
boy:My day wasnt so good, I got suspended and my dog died
girl: AWW
boy:......................................
monotexter by that guyyyy October 1, 2010
mooseterbation
when you start to masterbate at 12:07 and 43 sec a.m. while watching Animal Planet in your Aunt's bedroom.
Dude 1: Dude last night's mooseterbation lasted for 3 hours straight last night
Dude 2: Was it good?
Dude 1: Heck Yes
Trisha: Sick freaks
Dude 2: Was it good?
Dude 1: Heck Yes
Trisha: Sick freaks
mooseterbation by shawn..do..me..now... December 28, 2005
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Monomester
One term, instead of something like 'trimester'. Can describe school years that are broken up into more than one part.
Monomester by BlancoOso June 13, 2011
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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