monoveter

(coined by Mr. Ellis and Mr. Martin of Woodstock Middle and High Schools chorus programs, respectively)

a term for multiple singers cutting off at the same--but wrong--time.

related: univeter, polyveter

What a monoveter! People, a dotted half note gets 3 beats, not four!

monoveter by CamieRan February 5, 2005

Mooseterbating 

The act of jerking off, except you are a moose.

Person 1: Dude, do you see that moose?
Person 2: Bruhhhhhhh, is it Mooseterbating???

Mooseterbating by LooseYolky January 15, 2017

Monseter 

A monster that sits; it could sit all the time, some of the time, or barely at all. He or she is just a monster that sits.

You monseter! Get your butt up off the couch and do something.

Monseter by What'sup788 September 3, 2010

monotexter 

someone (mostly girls) that tends to reply to texts using only one word. Worst of all being; LOL, :), hahaha, <3

Doesn't matter who started the convo, the monotexter will have ended it right on the spot

example of MONOTEXTER

boy:My day wasnt so good, I got suspended and my dog died
girl: AWW
boy:......................................

monotexter by that guyyyy October 1, 2010

mooseterbation 

when you start to masterbate at 12:07 and 43 sec a.m. while watching Animal Planet in your Aunt's bedroom.

Dude 1: Dude last night's mooseterbation lasted for 3 hours straight last night
Dude 2: Was it good?
Dude 1: Heck Yes
Trisha: Sick freaks

mooseterbation by shawn..do..me..now... December 28, 2005

Monomester 

One term, instead of something like 'trimester'. Can describe school years that are broken up into more than one part.

It's the second monomester of the year.
This monomester is the hardest one!

Monomester by BlancoOso June 13, 2011

momometer 

Noun
a measurement of how your mom would interpret a situation

I can't post that photo, my momometer will go off the charts!

momometer by hersyfit March 19, 2015