monobetes 

n. Milder form of diabetes. No insulin injections needed. Sufferers just have to limit their donut intake.

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No more smartie ice cream for me. I gots the monobetes in my family.

monobetes by gnostic3 October 6, 2020

Moebetes 

Derived from the combination of the words moe and diabetes, moebetes is an emotional condition in which anime fans are exposed to such great amounts of moe cuteness that they end up with constantly high moe levels, similar to how a diabetic has high blood sugar.

Similarly, one who suffers from (if you can call it suffering) moebetes is identified as a moebetic

"Hello, I'm Wilford Brimley, and I have moebetes"
--Wilford Brimley, shortly after watching the first two seasons of K-on! back to back

Moebetes by imtheonlysane1here April 22, 2011

manabetes 

Having too many men, similar to diabetes in which case the patient has too much sugar, manabetes involves too much men. Usually diagnosed with 12 grams daily of anchovies to keep the men away. If left untreated, manabetes can cause swelling to the large intestine, rashes on the behind, and the reputation of a whore.

Emilea has manabetes, shes always surrounded with men, its taking a toll on her immune system.

manabetes by Emilea May 2, 2008

monobebesp 

The best Roblox player and he hates his friend Brandon he is a pussy

I'm feeling like a monobebesp right now.

monobebesp by Monobebe May 9, 2021

monoveter

(coined by Mr. Ellis and Mr. Martin of Woodstock Middle and High Schools chorus programs, respectively)

a term for multiple singers cutting off at the same--but wrong--time.

related: univeter, polyveter

What a monoveter! People, a dotted half note gets 3 beats, not four!

monoveter by CamieRan February 5, 2005

monotesticle 

Has one ball.
Normal male has 2.

Omg I had sex with that guy and guess what, he's monotesticle! So weird right

monotesticle by MonsterMo September 17, 2013

monotesticalvaginitis 

when somebody is to much of a pussy to go on a big ride at an amusement park

John: MJ, did you go on kingda ka yet?

MJ: Nah im too scared

John: Looks like someone has monotesticalvaginitis today!

monotesticalvaginitis by solonggayboyz July 30, 2011