Monomester 

One term, instead of something like 'trimester'. Can describe school years that are broken up into more than one part.

It's the second monomester of the year.
This monomester is the hardest one!

Monomester by BlancoOso June 13, 2011

Moonlester 

‘Moonlester’ is a term used to describe a person who has a constant urge to mingle, touch and play with little children. If you have heard of a moonlester nearby, we suggest you run

Child: “I think I hear a moonlester!”
Parent: “Here is plane tickets to Cuba…… Go”

Moonlester by Fail. E December 1, 2021

monotexter 

someone (mostly girls) that tends to reply to texts using only one word. Worst of all being; LOL, :), hahaha, <3

Doesn't matter who started the convo, the monotexter will have ended it right on the spot

example of MONOTEXTER

boy:My day wasnt so good, I got suspended and my dog died
girl: AWW
boy:......................................

monotexter by that guyyyy October 1, 2010

momometer 

Noun
a measurement of how your mom would interpret a situation

I can't post that photo, my momometer will go off the charts!

momometer by hersyfit March 19, 2015

Monotexter 

Somebody who replies to texts using just one word, and often just one monosyllable word.

Not worth your time, really.

A:How are you?
B:Good
A:Get up to much today?
B:Nope
A:I went swimming again
B:Cool
A:Yeah, no offence but you're kind of a monotexter so I'm not going to text you anymore. Facetime later?
B:Yup

Monotexter by ICantThinkOfAUsername June 30, 2015

monomiserate 

(v.) To express or feel lamentation alone (cf. commiserate)

Derivatives: monomiseration (n.)

Being single on Valentine's Day, he was left alone to monomiserate.

monomiserate by langnerd January 11, 2009

Manometer 

The manometer is a standard unit of length measured by lengths of a vagina that the penis will occupy

That porno last night was crazy! That guy was like 3 manometers in that girl

Man my erection last night was easily 2.5 manometers!
M

Manometer by Ecirp girther February 27, 2011