momometer

Noun
a measurement of how your mom would interpret a situation

I can't post that photo, my momometer will go off the charts!

by hersyfit March 19, 2015

Mooseterbating

The act of jerking off, except you are a moose.

Person 1: Dude, do you see that moose?
Person 2: Bruhhhhhhh, is it Mooseterbating???

by LooseYolky January 15, 2017

homometer

coined by Ed Helms aka Andy Bernard on the daily show.

a classier version of the gaydar

like a gay radar...

it's called a homometer!

by mcha June 6, 2007

mooseterbation

when you start to masterbate at 12:07 and 43 sec a.m. while watching Animal Planet in your Aunt's bedroom.

Dude 1: Dude last night's mooseterbation lasted for 3 hours straight last night
Dude 2: Was it good?
Dude 1: Heck Yes
Trisha: Sick freaks

by shawn..do..me..now... December 28, 2005

Monomester

One term, instead of something like 'trimester'. Can describe school years that are broken up into more than one part.

It's the second monomester of the year.
This monomester is the hardest one!

by BlancoOso June 13, 2011

Milometer Wife Beater

A man with a very small penis who is very good at pleasing women.

Bill is a milometer wife beater for sure! Said Karen to Jane.

by Torlo September 30, 2019

Arthur Mometer

South Florida radio personality.

Arthur Mometer says it's 76 degrees outside.

by South Florida Radio Pages February 12, 2004