monkey crap 

The crap(feces) of a monkey or other primate.

Ew, WTF this tastes like monkey crap.

monkey crap by IAmHelloForU December 13, 2016

crap monkey 

A reaction of dissatisfaction.

stop being a crap monkey.
or
crap monkies, I can't find my phone.

crap monkey by Genessa Radke January 28, 2004

Crap monkey 

1.A person with a definitive liking for all the wonders of crap.
2.A monkey slinging crap in a red Buick.Why a buick? They are crap.

1.That dude is such a friggin' crap monkey that I can't even belive it! Sick!
2.I just saw a monkey hurlin' crap in this red crap-car! DUDE!

Crap monkey by Nathan April 25, 2003

I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester 

"I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester," is the definitive, empirically tested retort which wins an argument forever, and for which no come back is possible.

Edbogard: .. and so I think that Sartre was essentially in error when he mistook the homology between ontogeny and...

Pasco: Arrgh! I can't take it any more! I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester!

Edbogard: I...

*thud*

I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester by scodder November 15, 2012

waste of time, money and over all a big piece of over rated crap 

AOL

See AOL

AOL is a waste of time money, and over all big piece of over rated crap

waste of time, money and over all a big piece of over rated crap by jack March 6, 2004

waste of time, money and over all a big pice of over ra ted crap 

Something that one must spend mucho dinero on, only to be continually frustrated by it. Like aol.

aol is teh suck.

waste of time, money and over all a big pice of over ra ted crap by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

Monkeyclap 

This term comes from the movie "What Lays Beneath" in which two lesbians have sex in the bathroom. One of the women bends over the sink while the other fingers her from behind. She inserts both hands such that they are facing each other, palm to palm, and then she begins a clapping motion. Reminiscent of a toy monkey with symbols, the term monkeyclapping was born.

Holy shit! Last night was crazy. I just monkeyclapped that girl that we met at the frat house.

Monkeyclap by Hey Girls Club October 16, 2007