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stop being a crap monkey.
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crap monkies, I can't find my phone.
by Genessa Radke January 28, 2004
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Running for exercise and picking up trash you find along the way. It's good for the body, mind, soul, and environment! Started in Sweden but is making its way to the U. S.
It's nice out and the city is filthy. Let's go plogging!
by Another damn hippie. May 09, 2018
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One of many all-purpose expletives comparable to fuck, shit, damn it or bloody hell, typically uttered when something surprising and/or undesirable has happened. It is considered to be more whimsical and socially acceptable than blatantly dropping the f-bomb in public.

Usage of "crapmonkey" as an expletive is believed to have originated in suburban New England.
"Crapmonkey! I just stabbed myself in the arm with a friggin' pencil. How'd that happen?"
by Captain Crapmonkey February 07, 2005
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1.A person with a definitive liking for all the wonders of crap.
2.A monkey slinging crap in a red Buick.Why a buick? They are crap.
1.That dude is such a friggin' crap monkey that I can't even belive it! Sick!
2.I just saw a monkey hurlin' crap in this red crap-car! DUDE!
by Nathan April 25, 2003
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1. To be lazy
2. To be irritable because one is refusing to do what another asks
3. To be a disappointing individual
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1. We are such crapmonkies when we are together.
2. You are such a crapmonkey! Why won't you move that box!

by The Sara November 24, 2007
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