320 definitions by jack

A form of physical exertion involving the wang in which it is furiously stroked.
I wangsterbated so hard that it fell off.
by jack November 23, 2003
like mother fucker. it is a cooler and nicer way for some to say it.
wut a muduh fuckah. he gave me an F
by jack March 26, 2005
A place in upstate NY (Montgomery County). Also called "Rug City" Amsterdam was a bustling city at the turn of the century due to the factories which eventually led to it's economic downfall.
Have you ever been to Amsterdam?

Holland?

No, Amsterdam NY.

Oh.. no... never even heard of it.
by jack February 1, 2005
a person with extreme speed and always wins everything so everyone hates them
aww look, its rapid emily, wats she doing?
by jack October 12, 2004
When someone punches another person so hard, their face waves painfully.
Dude, that guy punched him so hard, he did a face wave.
by jack January 23, 2005
A factor or factors that act as catalysts for insanity.
The first step towards this realization that both works take is the establishment of the environment as unordered, as the insanitator.
by jack December 1, 2003
either an interjection used when one disapproves of something, or a verb meaning approximately the same thing as the slang form of suck.
1 "you actually bought that? FAIL"
2 "this movie fails."
by jack July 22, 2003