jack's definitions

almy

Something that retards or holds back. To slow down or hold-up.

Try as he might, the cop couldn't catch me because he was almyed by his bullet-proof vest.

by jack July 24, 2003

blackout

Blackout is the term used to describe when a person is so drunk that they wake up the next morning with temporary amnesia, no recollection of what they did the night before. It can be used as a verb or as an adjective.

verb: "Oh man I blacked out so fast last night, and then I woke up in this ugly girl's room."

adj: "I was so blackout man, everyone was wasted."

by Jack December 9, 2004

lamoid

A person who is suffering from lameness.

Ahmed, you are a lamoid.

by Jack July 15, 2004

cunt-pad

a slender piece of cotton-like material that is worn in the crotch area of womens'underwear during their time of the month. kotex pad

Her cunt-pad felt moist due to seepage from her period.

by Jack May 20, 2004

c-note

1) A 100-dollar bill

2) An amount of money equal to $100

1) I went to the bank and exchanged a c-note for five 20's.

2) This TV cost me five c-notes. If you break it, I'll break you.

by Jack July 9, 2004

politists

political elitists

Washington DC has soooo many politists (political elitists) there isn't any room for... well any thing else like common sense.

by JaCK May 15, 2014

Sloppy Joe

Taking a crap on a flat-chested woman's breasts and then titty fucking her.

I'd like to give Paris Hilton a sloppy joe.

by Jack January 17, 2005