jack's definitions

Sloppy Joe

Taking a crap on a flat-chested woman's breasts and then titty fucking her.

I'd like to give Paris Hilton a sloppy joe.

by Jack January 17, 2005

politists

political elitists

Washington DC has soooo many politists (political elitists) there isn't any room for... well any thing else like common sense.

by JaCK May 15, 2014

stafu

a way to say stfu while talking with people

HEY STAFU YOU STUPID BiTCH

by Jack February 17, 2005

emzay

a girl with weird pink hair who likes crappy bands like busted but isnt that bad really. she can write pretty well

oh emzay behave

by jack February 7, 2004

almy

Something that retards or holds back. To slow down or hold-up.

Try as he might, the cop couldn't catch me because he was almyed by his bullet-proof vest.

by jack July 24, 2003

blackout

Blackout is the term used to describe when a person is so drunk that they wake up the next morning with temporary amnesia, no recollection of what they did the night before. It can be used as a verb or as an adjective.

verb: "Oh man I blacked out so fast last night, and then I woke up in this ugly girl's room."

adj: "I was so blackout man, everyone was wasted."

by Jack December 9, 2004

swonse/swanse

big fat schlong,tally wacker,private part

damm that guy got a giant swonse!

by jack September 23, 2004