jack's definitions

Estafoo

The way to pronounce STFU (shut the fuck up) it´s a another way to say to a person to shut up.

Samuel says: What the heck is crap??
Jack says: Man@ Estafoo! The teacher is right there.
John says: Man if you don't estafoo she'll do to you what she does to her fourth graders "students".
Jack says: Yeah and that wouldn´t be right.

by Jack April 12, 2005

unknown spartan

The Unknown Spartan is the most powerful spartan in the halo world. during the fall of reach the unknown spartan hijacked a covenant ship and took off to earth..now he is fighting the covenant.

The Unknown Spartan will kill all the covenant

by Jack February 14, 2005

shitfarts

farts that warn of a bowel movement or that a bowel movement is imminent.

ned hadn't shit in two days but had shitfarts before he crapped his pants.

by Jack May 10, 2004

Rort

Rort: (verb/noun) To rort.
I rort, you rort, he rorts, we rort, you all rort.
Meaning: To have-it'. To partake in 'the rort' is to appreciate the funner things in life, predominately grog and Michael Jackson.
Examples: Last night I was on the rort. Saturday I got completely rorted. Let us rort.(religious/ceremonial). The rort is on. That was some exceptionally fine, London rort.
Derived from the Latin: Rortus - meaning, 'to have had a skin-full'.

Last night I was rorted

by Jack December 17, 2003

the blade

Only one is The Blade, and that is me.

Holy Shit, that guy aint no ordinary blade, he is THE blade.

by Jack April 20, 2005

10 pinter

One whom you may only legally target for a shag after the consumption of ten pints of strong lager or alcohol equivalent due to her extreme level of ugliness.

"Jese, check out that 10 pinter! easy shag or what?!"

by Jack May 25, 2003

father

an unkown contributer to the ghetto

BITCH i dont know my father

by jack March 9, 2003