jack's definitions

420

ninja's who smoke weed.

by jack September 18, 2003

eek

Used when scared, introuble,impatient, angry or ust generally distressed
('eek' Is suposed to sound like a mouses cry)

1. EEEK!!! that guy has a gun!!

2. 'Are you gunna dump her?'
- 'eek, i realy dunno yet'

3. 'YOUR GROUNDED!!!'
Ect.
'eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek'

by jack December 30, 2003

suck the white fox

Spoonerism for "Fuck the White Sox." Used mostly by the Sox's cross-town rivals, the Chicago Cubs.

Man, Cubs games are the best. Suck the White Fox.

by Jack August 5, 2006

sex machine

1.) a person that can go on having sex for interminable amounts of time on end
2.) someone whom the women love and always want to have sex with
3.) me

mmm jack. You are such a sex machine. I wanna have sex with you all the time. Please eat me out and suck my tits. Can I give you a blowjob? Please have sex with me.

by jack January 25, 2004

rolling stone

A magazine that started off being cool, in the 60s, and is now a bi-weekly trove of bullshit extolling rap "music" as the next frontier in art.

I cancled my subscription to Rolling Stone after they compared Eminem to Elvis.

by Jack November 4, 2003

cramp

another word for awkward, when u feel uncomfortable about something. like when u get 2 people in a room who dont like each other, its cramp, for u and for them.

Bakari: oi jack, i caught my brother havin sex.
Jack: ahhhh, cramp.

by JACK January 10, 2004

Taco Bell

Mexican restaurant made famous and by a white guy. Notice the last word "bell" and mexicans are not in the commercials.

White Guy: I'd love the granday supreme.poor favor.
Mexican: Yo esay! Will that complete your order?(under breath)pinche gringo.

by Jack April 22, 2005