Circle Jerk

Invented by Australians. A group of individuals (usually male) stand in a cricle and masturbate. Sometimes, the first to ejaculate is declared "the winner."
"Jeff won the circle jerk competition, with Fred in close second"
by Jack August 16, 2004
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genital scurf

the flaky discharge from the pubic region traditionally caused by the itchies and scratchies.

see also genital dander
this bitch had a mound of genital scurf up in her drawers!
by Jack October 07, 2004
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bird flu

Another disease that the media is trying to scare us with, along with monkey pox, SARS, and ebolia. Also something that George W. is trying to use to scare people into trusting him again. A disease which is probably more bull shit then anything else.

According to worst case estimates, you have a 97% chance of never getting bird flu and a 99.4% that you will not die from bird flu.
"Stop scaring us with diseases we will never get. First, it was SARS, then it was monkey pox, West Nile, and now Asian bird flu. Which doesn't scare me because I'm not a sparrow in Thailand. Mysterious Asian diseases just don't come knocking on your door unless you're Neil Bush."

-Bill Maher

"THERE IS REASON TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT FLU PANDEMIC!"
"100,000 people could be infected with-in days!"
-George Bush
by Jack November 13, 2005
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prat

Meaning ass or buttocks (as in "pratfall"), but used pejoratively as an insult.
"The man is a real prat!"

"Don't be such a prat, Charlie."
by Jack December 24, 2003
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t-baggin

wen a guy puts his balls in a womans mouth
her mouth was nice and big, good for t-baggin
by Jack February 19, 2004
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summat

Yorkshire slang for "something."
Can also, more specifically, mean "something like that."
I'm going to go watch TV, or summat.
by Jack August 05, 2003
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Chea

1. An affirmative response
2. An exclamation
3. An agreeing response
4. A greeting
5. A phrase used when parting with someone
1. Chea, i can pick you up later.
2. CHEA!!!!
3. Chea, that is a good movie.
4. Chea, hows it goin.
5. I'll see you tomorrow, chea.
by Jack May 31, 2004
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