jack's definitions

Emergency brake

Meaning handbrake in English, there is no apparent reason for it to be called an emergency handbrake; as there isn’t often a emergency situation where it would be a good idea to lock up the back wheels. Smarter Americans call it a parking brake.

Yeee haw, I’m gonna park up and use the emergency brake to secure my car ya’ll.

by Jack February 22, 2005

alcopop

A fruity flavoued alcoholic beverage consumed by women and females. Also known as bitch piss. Consumed in vast quantities by 15-yr old girls with way to much make up and nowhere near enough clothing.

"What ARE you drinking? Not another alcopop! Go get a real drink!"

by Jack May 25, 2003

vitti

A slut who's nickname is crusty but has nice tits

Andrew was going to fuck that girl but she was a vitti.

by Jack January 17, 2005

Bob Saget

A long and skinny joint usualy rolled to smoke with some friends at a party to keep the buzz going.

hey man lets go hit that bob saget you rolled earlier.

by jack October 28, 2004

Doneil

doneil is a guy that will always be ther to ruin anything cool thats happing at that time, but also someone that takes the blame without worrying.See basey

AWWWWWWW dooNEEEEEIL you've dun it again, shaft off.

by Jack February 25, 2005

bahama mama hot dog

When you fuck a girl in the ass, and after you cum in her you give her a rim job.

For my girlfriends birthday i gave her a bahama mama hot dog

by jack February 28, 2005

Kung-Fu Hustle

Place a wooden board across a woman's vagina. Concentrate, channeling all of your energy into your fist. When ready, punch the board. If done successfully, your fist should break the board cleanly and end up inside the woman's vagina.

Shit dude, I tried to pull a kung-fu hustle the other day and my girl's bonch got all splintered.

by Jack February 28, 2005