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molesturbates by Unicornaqua May 15, 2018
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molesturbation
The act of molesting an underage version of one's self, thus fulfilling the acts of both molestation and masturbation. Possible only through time travel.
molesturbation by cos7a August 18, 2010
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Molesterbated
When a man is given a handy by a woman when he is sleeping and wakes up with no knowledge of what happened or why his sheets are sticky.
My wife must have molesterbated me while I was sleeping, because I don't know how my drawers are sticking to my junk.
Molesterbated by Storm Front December 18, 2012
Molesterbater
Molesterbater by IWasMolesterbatered June 12, 2011
molesterbate
After we arrived at my apartment from a decent meal at cheddars, Dale proceeded to pin me down on all fours and molesterbate on my genitalia.
molesterbate by MarshN December 29, 2011
molesterbate
To give someone a handjob/ to finger them. anything one can do to themselves, done by another person, with a sexual intent
molesterbate by Ria March 12, 2005
molesterbate
1: To touch yourself in an unwanted sexual manner.
2: To molest someone while touching yourself in a sexual manner.
2: To molest someone while touching yourself in a sexual manner.
1: "Don't molesterbate Alex!" "You think I want to do this Tom?!?!"
2: "The old man behind Wal-Mart knocked me out and I woke up to him whacking off while touching me... He really does love to molesterbate..."
2: "The old man behind Wal-Mart knocked me out and I woke up to him whacking off while touching me... He really does love to molesterbate..."
molesterbate by longduckdong August 5, 2014
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