molesturbation
The act of molesting an underage version of one's self, thus fulfilling the acts of both molestation and masturbation. Possible only through time travel.
molesturbation by cos7a August 18, 2010
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molesterbation
molesterbation by czainsaw July 16, 2008
Mollesturbation
Mollesturbation by sleepypeter May 22, 2015
molestabation
The act of having sex with yourself without your concent
common with split personalities.
Wet Dream is and example
often occurs in sleep,
Tell tale sign is somone masturbating and shouting at themselves to stop it
common with split personalities.
Wet Dream is and example
often occurs in sleep,
Tell tale sign is somone masturbating and shouting at themselves to stop it
Guy 1: What the hell is that guy doing to himself?
Guy 2: i think hes molestabating
Guy 3: i thought molestabation was illegal
Guy 2: i think hes molestabating
Guy 3: i thought molestabation was illegal
molestabation by Brown-Town January 9, 2009
mooseturbation
An act of self-induced ejaculation, as performed by the drooling, mindless admirers of Quitter Queen Sarah Palin, most of whom also belong to the Tea Party. Caribou Barbie's lovesick sycophants do this either alone, or in a circle jerk while watching the object of their twisted desire on Fox News.
Well shute, I hope he's got him some teabags to wipe it up! That there mooseturbation can be right messy!
mooseturbation by WordJones May 29, 2010
molesteration
molesteration by hankmustdie April 30, 2004
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