molesturbation

The act of molesting an underage version of one's self, thus fulfilling the acts of both molestation and masturbation. Possible only through time travel.

Randy worked feverishly through the night on his time machine, fueled by dreams of molesturbation.

by cos7a August 18, 2010

molesturbation

masturbating when you dont really want to

molesturbation

by mr.malfunction November 29, 2009

molesterbation

To forcefully go fuck yourself against your own will.

Holy shit, Marston! Why must you engage in acts of molesterbation?

by czainsaw July 16, 2008

Mollesturbation

The act of going into the past and beating your old self off.

My friend just mollesturbated himself, but now he's in prison for mollesturbation.

by sleepypeter May 22, 2015

molestabation

The act of having sex with yourself without your concent
common with split personalities.
Wet Dream is and example
often occurs in sleep,
Tell tale sign is somone masturbating and shouting at themselves to stop it

Guy 1: What the hell is that guy doing to himself?
Guy 2: i think hes molestabating
Guy 3: i thought molestabation was illegal

by Brown-Town January 9, 2009

mooseturbation

An act of self-induced ejaculation, as performed by the drooling, mindless admirers of Quitter Queen Sarah Palin, most of whom also belong to the Tea Party. Caribou Barbie's lovesick sycophants do this either alone, or in a circle jerk while watching the object of their twisted desire on Fox News.

Well shute, I hope he's got him some teabags to wipe it up! That there mooseturbation can be right messy!

by WordJones May 29, 2010

molesteration

to either physically molest someone or to beat/annihilate someone at a game/challenge

Tim molesterates children/I totally molesterated Tim at Halo the other night.

by hankmustdie April 30, 2004