molesturbation 

The act of molesting an underage version of one's self, thus fulfilling the acts of both molestation and masturbation. Possible only through time travel.

Randy worked feverishly through the night on his time machine, fueled by dreams of molesturbation.

molesturbation by cos7a August 18, 2010

molesturbation 

masturbating when you dont really want to

molesturbation

molesturbation by mr.malfunction November 29, 2009

molesterbation 

To forcefully go fuck yourself against your own will.

Holy shit, Marston! Why must you engage in acts of molesterbation?

molesterbation by czainsaw July 16, 2008

Mollesturbation 

The act of going into the past and beating your old self off.

My friend just mollesturbated himself, but now he's in prison for mollesturbation.

Mollesturbation by sleepypeter May 22, 2015

molestabation 

The act of having sex with yourself without your concent
common with split personalities.
Wet Dream is and example
often occurs in sleep,
Tell tale sign is somone masturbating and shouting at themselves to stop it

Guy 1: What the hell is that guy doing to himself?
Guy 2: i think hes molestabating
Guy 3: i thought molestabation was illegal

molestabation by Brown-Town January 9, 2009

mooseturbation 

An act of self-induced ejaculation, as performed by the drooling, mindless admirers of Quitter Queen Sarah Palin, most of whom also belong to the Tea Party. Caribou Barbie's lovesick sycophants do this either alone, or in a circle jerk while watching the object of their twisted desire on Fox News.

Well shute, I hope he's got him some teabags to wipe it up! That there mooseturbation can be right messy!

mooseturbation by WordJones May 29, 2010

molesteration 

to either physically molest someone or to beat/annihilate someone at a game/challenge

Tim molesterates children/I totally molesterated Tim at Halo the other night.

molesteration by hankmustdie April 30, 2004