(1) weirdweird. weirder than weird. unable to be anymore weirder. so weird even saying it out loud you'll instantaneously become the weirdest person ever, cancelling out the previous person who said the word.
Girl: Oh my god look at that goth kid! he's so weird.
Guy: weird? PFT he's werid.
Girl: werid?
Guy: yeah, werid.
Girl:...we're breaking up.
(1)A self-absorbed and rather mentally narrow person who can only focus on hitting buttons at an angle, and who believes that they will take over the world and make flutes their slaves when it is clearly the other way around; a saxophone.
(2) A mentally obscene person or creature that has the unbelievable tendency to act like a total buffoon during any daylight hour, and after 9PM on Saturdays; an idiot.
Definition (1) - Any person named Matt or Jacob, or boy rather, that happens to play an Alto, Bari, or Tenor Saxophone and can classify as all of the above. Used as follows: "YOU ARE SO WERID, FOOL!"
Definition (2) - Any one of your friends that you want to call stupid, and instead can use the word werid to confuse them. Such as "Hey Jill, you're werid! *thumbs up*"
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppymetrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"