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Moldofsky 

A father with Polish origins. Married man, with kids and dog. His hair is typically balding and he has a massive pot belly.
P1: WOW! You’re such a Moldofsky
P2: *rolls blunt* Aw thanks man!
Moldofsky by Chungus Poppa November 5, 2019
Related Words
molado Moladoe Moladoy Moldova mojado molad Moldovan movado Milado Molano

Moldovan Back Lotion 

When a guy jizzes on a girl's back and then rubs it in with his hands.
"I gave her a Moldovan Back Lotion last night."

"He gave me a Moldovan Back Lotion last night. I tried to ask what the hell he was doing, but all he said was, 'CH!'"

Pulling a Monado 

Falling off a bridge or island during a match of skywars in minecraft without any sort of force pushing the object off.
Held: Monado now don't you dare pull a Monado
Monado: I wont pull any sort of Monado Today!
Held: Monado i swear you're pulling a monado as we speak.
Pulling a Monado by MonadoSenpai September 26, 2015
an intricate swiss-made watch often referred to "the museum watch" Has no numbers, because rich people do not have to be on time. They are usually the boss.
I was unable to tell Susie the time on my movado, it was half past the gold dot.
movado by Drenam February 2, 2003

besos mojados 

Besos mojados are my favorite.

Wet kiss are my favorite.
besos mojados by Mickey15 June 1, 2010
Spanish for "wets"...analagous to "wetbacks".
Watch the Border Patrol chase those mojados.
mojados by Earl the Redneck Cracker September 16, 2009