kisses

a- act of affection performed by touching one's lips to something

b- Response given when someone is complaining about your behaviour or performance. Used sarcastically to show how little you actually care.

"give me kisses..."

disgruntled video gamer: "Man f u animal mother you get me every effing time!"
animal_mother: "kisses"

boss: "Tom, I am really dissappointed in your work ethic this month and wish you would stop playing video goames while on the job. Do we have an understanding?"
Tom: "Kisses"

by unemployed_tom June 1, 2006

Kisses

A slang word used for head, going down, etc.

It's been a long day How about some kisses tonight?

by ItsDirtyyDogg August 7, 2019

Kisses

Sucking dick at full capacity.

Please let me give you kisses.

by Vhjkghjdrghfgjfjkfdho September 29, 2018

Kisses

This is basically a term used to refer to someone whom is or does the act of being a $lut. They get around, usually sneaky and suspicious.

Dillon is a kisses, he’s going to Miami this fall

by Lilythelobster July 24, 2024

Kisses His Own Ass

When a man thinks he is more important then he is and brags over and over about his accomplishments, but no one will kiss his ass so he must kiss his own.

Tom is a great guy and he will be the first one to tell you - after he kisses his own ass.

by haha10 June 6, 2010

Kisses for Paisley

Only the best movie in the entire world, featuring Chad Pitt as Daniel Paisley, struggling to free the limbless nugget people from their cruel concentration camps.

"Hey have you seen Kisses for Paisley?"

"Yeah it's awesome! that's what Twilight is based off of, right?"

"Yeah, I love the nuggets!"

by I <3 KfP April 9, 2010

kisses chainsaws

Ugly or having a very unattractive appearance.

Dude, that chick is so ugly I bet she kisses chainsaws.

by Figleaf23 January 14, 2009